From Luke Ford’s blog a few days back: someone named Hamilton Steele, apparently a former porn actor, is being held in a Turkish prison. A post from his wife Kelly Steele, also a porn star:

My husband and I go out of our way to really not be involved in each other’s business affairs. He hates the porn industry and will even turn himself into an alcoholic to get away from it. Whereas, I find it a good place to keep my teeth sharp. Unfortunately, as much as we try to keep our affairs from impacting on each other, marriage sometimes makes that impossible.

Having said that, my husband is currently being held in Ankara Turkey, without charge, for further investigation arising from possible financial dealings with an insurgent organization. At issue is how he financed a recent aquisition of a passenger ferry. All I really know on the matter is that he has been held for 9 days without legal counsel and with limited outside contact.

I am sure that being in a Turkish prison is in no way funny, but this post is pretty hilarious. I am also sure that in some way, all these pieces fall together to make sense to the people involved, but seriously: a passenger ferry? And wait a minute – an insurgent organization? Maybe the funniest part to me, though, is the phrase “Having said that…

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It’s not porn, or at least not yet, but pictures of Britney Spears with a shaved head are all over the internet, and God help me, but I think she looks hot like that.

Hotter than she did with whatever regular hair she used to have, at least.

Maybe it’s just the undeniable appeal of a girl who is clearly crazy; after all, who hasn’t had a girlfriend whose bugginess was rendered survivable by the fact that she was incalculably and brilliantly dirty?

Before Britney spun loose and shaved her head, she was just another cookie-cutter blonde pop star, and I could not have cared less about her. I like celebrity nude pictures as much as the next guy, but I couldn’t be bothered to look even when there were pictures of her unobscured vagina all over the Web. Now that she’s shaved her head, though, she’s a whole new beast. She has the look of an affection-starved reform-school girl, and although I will readily concede that it is monstrous, I think you will find that most guys agree (even if they might not admit it when their girlfriends are around) that there’s nothing hotter than a girl who will do anything for attention. You might not want to marry her, but she’s a fantasy come to life.

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From an AVN posting about Barrett Blade directing a music video for an outfit called Streetlyfe:

Featured in the video are 10 of today’s most cake porno dymes getting’ all buck-wild on the rilla while Streetlyfe members Young Cash, Merzevelli and Big Reckless (formerly of Ten West) spit mad truth about mackin’ to a young skipskap.

“It’s a filthy song, but it’s educational,” noted Blade. “They’re educating this guy on how to tear pussy up.”

Leaving aside the question of who Streetlyfe is (apparently one or more of them are former members of Ten West, if that clears anything up), I find myself wondering…what? The rilla? And although I am reliably informed by my friend TVega$ the Mac that people do still say “mackin’

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I read a little while ago that Nicki Hunter signed a contract with an S&M production house called MeanBitch to appear in “an unspecified number of videos for the company”, as well as making personal appearances.

I am of two minds about this, or rather I suppose it would be more accurate to say that I have two conflicting images of Nicki Hunter that don’t necessarily make me think of her as a mean bitch. I guess people in porn aren’t always what they say they are. I’ve heard that some of the girls fake their orgasms, if you can believe it.

The first thing I ever heard Nicki Hunter say was that she mostly beats people up nowadays. Actually the very first thing I ever heard her say was “Hello” and then “I’ve always wanted to meet you.” She wasn’t talking to me, although if we had friends in common who had been telling her how funny I am I’m sure she would have. She was talking to Amy Reid, who informed her that they had already met while fucking each other in a movie.

Then a little later on, I heard Nicki Hunter say “I mostly beat people up nowadays,” which could certainly make a person think that he was standing next to a mean bitch.

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I might have been left with that impression, but not too long after that she let me touch her boob. Now, by “let me touch her boob”, I don’t mean that I went up to her and asked if I could touch her boob and she sighed and rolled her eyes and offered it up grudgingly. That’s the way a mean girl would let you do it, making you feel pathetic and stupid.

No, Nicki Hunter, sitting on the floor and petting her dog, scootched over to where I was sitting and put her boob in my hand. That’s not mean it all, is it? It was a fake boob, but it wasn’t ugly or painful – it was pretty nice as fake boobs go, (and let’s be honest – for all the whining about fake boobs and how much people hate them, a pretty small percentage of them are really horrible).

So it wasn’t like she was punishing me by making me touch her boob, it didn’t have spikes or poison or a shark in it or anything. It was a nice boob and she was a nice girl.

I might have some trouble with Nicki’s credibility as a mean girl. Maybe if she’d kicked me in the nuts instead…

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