Joey and Evanka in love

Posted on March 31st, 2008 in Amateur,Celebrity Porn by Gram

Joey and Evanka Buttafuoco
Watch Joey Buttafuoco: Caught on Tape

That there is machinery in place that would have you believe that “Joey Buttafuoco: Caught on Tape was not staged is one thing, but that Buttafuoco and his wife, Evanka, told me to my face that it was not staged left me sad.

The story goes that the couple was filmed by robot webcams without their knowledge and then the tape was “discovered” and released to the fanfare of lawsuits, when in fact it was all planned and there was a cameraman there.

This is distinct from the Amy Fisher tape, in which both participants play for the camera. Why people united by the same incident 16 years ago chose to acknowledge their tapes so differently is interesting.

But the Buttafuocos were very nice and the tape itself is filled with tender moments between a married couple who think enough of their parts to film them. Whether or not you feel the same way, whether or not you think “celebrity” makes people worth watching having sex, and whether or not a good backstory justifies watching a but-for-the-”I love you”s unremarkable porn tape is the context behind porn’s unhealthy obsession with D-list celebs.

More Transsexual Gangbang

Posted on March 28th, 2008 in gangbang,Pornstars,Shemale by P. Weasels

As mentioned earlier in the week, transsexual pornstar Wendy Williams has put together the world’s first interracial transsexual gangbang. To learn more about the private habits of the very busy t-girl, go here.

Wendy Williams

Porn On My Desk This Week

Posted on March 28th, 2008 in GameLink by admin

Go watch The Texas Vibrator Massacre. I mean it, go right now. It’s Rob Rotten’s best movie yet, and you won’t see a better acting performance this year than the one by Roxy DeVille, either. She manages to be, by turns, bitchy, terrified, sullen, devious, wounded and desperate, all with only a couple of dozen lines of dialogue. One of the best movies of the year so far.

Ron and Sunny ponder skating

Posted on March 27th, 2008 in Porn Movies,Porn People,Porn Thoughts,Pornstars by Gram

ron jeremy and sunny lane
It is a noble cause to make a porn movie about something other than having sex. In the case of Adam and Eve’s upcoming “Rollerdollz”, that something is skating. And director James Avalon recruited actual skaters like Sunny Lane to flesh out the cast, which also includes Adam & Eve contract stars Ava Rose, Bree Olson, and Kayden Kross.

See? I said “flesh” and it meant something.

Ron Jeremy has once again been cast in an elder statesman role. People who say that porn has no place for the aged just don’t watch enough of it.

The Ghosts of Porn Past and Porn Present Converge

Posted on March 25th, 2008 in MILF,Pornstars by P. Weasels

Amber Lynn, who will be 45 this September, looks like this on the cover of My First Sex Teacher #8:

My First Sex Teacher
Watch Amber Lynn in My First Sex Teacher #8

…which looks pretty good to me. It makes me feel better about how I look. You can interpret that however you want to.