I know what you’re thinking: “No, Grams, Sandra Bullock is America’s Sweetheart.” But that simply isn’t true. Ms. Bullock doesn’t add value the way Audrey Hollander does.

You know: ass value.

Hollander showed up to the set of Otto Bauer’s upcoming XXX28 for Hustler wearing no makeup and this fetching dress. Downtown Los Angeles was warm and breezy, and for a moment we all forgot we were going to Hell.

Hollander does horrible, wonderful things on camera, but in person her wholesomeness lends itself to wanting her to be capable of doing wonderful, horrible things. To you.

“Is everyone from Louisville like you?” I asked.

“Growing up, we’d sneak into the closets of our friends’ parents and find all sorts of kinky stuff to wear for Halloween costumes,” she said. “Snooty horse people can get very kinky.”

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