Penny Flame is nuts, cute

Posted on April 29th, 2008 in GameLink by admin

Even if you’re not a fan of Penny Flame, you should check her out in the third scene of Belladonna’s Fucking Girls #6. She bounces around the scene, screaming, demanding cookies, and being as cute as it is possible for a porn star to be. You get the sense, watching her, that that is her real personality, and although I think I would kill her after a couple of days of living with her, it’s still hot to see somebody showing you something real in a porn movie. Watch it and see for yourself.

Porn Titles I Like

Posted on April 18th, 2008 in Porn Movies by P. Weasels

I am thinking of lobbying for a new category in the AVN Awards, or the XRCO Awards, or the Adultcon Awards, or any other awards I might be able to influence. On the other hand, maybe I will just start handing it out here.

The category is Biggest Gap Between What A Porn Cover Looks Like It Might Be About and What It’s Called.

The winner: Sex Tycoon and the Destitute Swamp Ho.

It is, of course, Japanese.

I haven’t watched this movie, but does it even matter?
Sex Tycoon and the Destitute Swamp Ho

Annette Schwarz is Pretty Fucking Hot

Posted on April 14th, 2008 in Porn Movies by P. Weasels

People often ask me if I ever get tired of porn, if watching it all day long palls or makes me jaded. I usually reply that instead of making me sick of watching people fucking, watching so much porn has just raised the bar for me. I look forward to the times when something in a video really makes me sit up and take notice.

Annette Schwarz is Slutwoman #2 is a good example. It’s all good footage, but the end of Annette’s scene with Manuel Ferrara is a great example of real, raw porn. Annette is on her hands and knees on a bare hotel mattress (and her confessional sessions on that same mattress are some intriguing film, too), with Manuel standing several feet away, and when he pops, she does her best to catch the load. The rest of the movie is not to be dismissed either – Annette does some very impressive deep-throating in the next scene – but that scene is a real winner. watch the look on her face, listen to her voice – that’s real porn.
Annette Schwarz is Slutwoman #2

Porn On My Desk: Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes

Posted on April 11th, 2008 in Porn Movies by P. Weasels

I am enjoying greatly the opportunity to tell people to go watch porn right away. In this case, I am referring to the JM Video title Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes. Go watch it as soon as you can. Unless you are a thoroughgoing asshole, you can’t really jerk off to it, but you can have a couple of hours of good laughs.

It features, most notably, the immensely likeable Jim Powers saying totally unreasonable things (I know your pussy has splinters in it, but can we please just finish this scene? It’ll only take twenty minutes!) in the most reasonable voice you will ever hear. Bukkake outtakes, girly gangbang flubs, attention whore goofs – get it right away. You won’t regret it.
Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes

Not a routine expedition

Posted on April 4th, 2008 in Amateur,Blowjob,fetish,gangbang by Gram

fun with pterodactyls

The video linked here, of strangely unmoving pterodactyl porn, is at least two years old, and I have no idea where it came from. Can you help?

You will notice that sudden flashes of light cause the pterodactyls to flap their wings, and that an apprentice pterodactyl zooms in for a closer look.

Pterodactyls have recently been voted out of ever having existed by whatever killjoy regulatory body responsible for that sort of thing, but maybe there were some flightless and penis-bearing animals fitting the description in this video. If that is so, maybe there really were Sleestaks.