Doubtless you’ll be pleased to know that most women in porn are so small that one’s dick always looks big. Furthermore, I have yet to see a porn starlet burst into shrieks at the size of her partner’s schlong. At the very least, they are paid not to burst into shrieks.

But if comparisons are to your liking (without necessarily going into the blatant “big black dicks in tight white holes” thing), you might enjoy Vivid’s “Big Dick Little Jane” series, in which women who fall below five feet (and the gimmick is that there is a measuring stick right there!) are paired with rope-schlonged bruisers. Why it is called “Little Jane” is unclear to me, but understanding things is overrated.

Here we see Cristina Agave with Chris Charming. Both at first seem utterly disinterested in the other, but then they realize that there is something that brings them together: a paycheck! Romance ensues.

As far as our vaunted industry has come, I doubt we will see a Big Girls/ Small Dicks movie any time soon.

Buy “Big Dick, Little Jane 2″ here.

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