Again with the Palins, and perhaps never again

Posted on November 3rd, 2008 in Celebrity Porn, hardcore, milf by admin

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I got to meet the resurgent Raquel Devine on the set of Adultspoof.com’s “Erection 2008,” the second (and, with luck, the last) Sarah Palin porn to be released just under the wire of the 2008 presidential election. And this is enough for me for, while I am happy that Lisa Ann (of Hustler’s “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?”) and the delicious Devine got some extra work and more recognition than normally reserved for cougar movies, I am really hoping the marketability of Sarah Palin as a porn spoof object goes way down after tomorrow. Don’t you?

But Palin was such an easy target for comedy and pornography, some people might be sad if she goes away. Those people are the real terrorists.

Because I believe in America. And even if Saturday Night Live experienced a resurgence on the heels of the Alaska governor’s unlikely entrance on the national scene, and even if Hustler became talked about in the first significant way since Larry Flynt’s fights with Jerry Falwell, I am sure that, together, we can find more things to make porn about. And Yes, we will laugh again.

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Manageable Crush OnTM: Cassandra Calogera

Posted on November 3rd, 2008 in BBW, Blowjob, boobs by Gram

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Considering the fact that Cassandra Calogera lives in Southern California, she probably doesn’t stop traffic the way she would if she lived in New York. That is because Los Angeles drivers just don’t stop unless there is a Jack in the Box or fatality involved. But I can guarantee you that if Cassandra Calogera crossed the street in my home town of Bogue Chitto, planes would crash. And this is also probably why Calogera left her birthplace of Hartford. That and because Hartford is a horrible place.

There are those with limited imaginations who would call Calogera a BBW. But she doesn’t have that BBW sassiness borne of saying things like, “You ain’t never gonna get it this good again, honey.” Instead, Calogera is a larger, full-figured girl the way the women on “Mad Men” are. I have a manageable crush on her.

It is interesting that scene partner Anthony Rosano says her name over and over in their scene together; he can’t believe his good luck.

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Enter the Clam

Posted on November 3rd, 2008 in Asian, Fetish, Porn Thoughts, Pussy by Gram

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The company that brought you “Japanese Whale Hunt” is scaling down to the noble clam. Third World Media’s “Hairless Asian Clams” is, like its mammalian counterpart, marine in title only. It also begs the zen question “Is a clam a clam when there’s hair on it?” I am not old enough to remember when it was the style for women to have pubic hair beyond a landing strip, but it is my impression that only when a vagina is shaved does it become a clam. Am I right?

A memory stirs of the term “bearded clam.” Is that a vagina or is that a vagina that is shaved a certain way? And who will teach me Japanese fast enough so that I can ask Haruna Sakurai myself?

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