MMMM…More Punk Babes

Posted on January 29th, 2009 in alt porn by P. Weasels

Page Morgan and Chapel Waste from Vivid‘s King Cobra.

Page Morgan

Chapel Waste

I do not love them as much as I love Mandy Morbid, but i crave them in a different way.

MMMM…Mandy Morbid

Posted on January 28th, 2009 in alt porn,Boobs by P. Weasels

After watching Mandy Morbid in Kimberly Kane’s Live In My Secrets and Hospital, both from Vivid-Alt, I am in love with her unbelievably ripe and luscious body.

Mandy Morbid

After reading her blog, I want to get a Wii, learn how to play it, find out what games she likes, get really good at them, find a way to meet her, play games with her (probably while sneaking looks at her as she jumps around, which I understand you do with Wiis), buy her some sort of stuffed animal that is really weird but still cute, like a leather pig wearing a flying helmet or something, and just, you know, bask near her.

Mandy Morbid

The Stevens Sisters

Posted on January 27th, 2009 in Pornstars by P. Weasels

In spite of the fact that I sit at a desk all day long looking at porn stars, I have a terrible memory for their faces. Gianna Michaels I could pick out of a crowd from the moon; likewise Claudia Downs. But the Stevens sisters, Whitney Stevens and Britney Stevens, baffle me. Maybe it’s just because their names sound the same. i can recognize them both, but I just can’t remember which one’s which.

Which one is the one with the bigger but fake tits and more tattoos?

and which is the one with the smaller but real tits and the unspeakably adorable lateral lisp?

Not that it matters, I guess.

Nikki Jayne Will Not be Denied

Posted on January 26th, 2009 in Pornstars by P. Weasels

If you have any doubt that Nikki Jayne is a sex-craving trollop after listening to her talk what a sex-craving trollop she is in the first scene of Porn Week’s new movie, Porn Week – Nikki Jayne

Nikki Jayne

…and if you still have some reservations about her level of debauchery after getting a squint at the look on her face in the second scene of the same movie…

Nikki Jayne

…you’ll just have to watch the fourth scene – the one in which Vivid‘s new contract girl practically assaults a cameraman and gives him a blowjob, over his feeble objections.

Nikki Jayne

That ought to convince you, you skeptic.

Bikini Girls

Posted on January 23rd, 2009 in Porn Movies,Pornstars by P. Weasels

It is a little north of dreary in this town right now – looking out the window reveals rain, clouds, and…well, better not to depress you. Instead, i will treat you to what I was treated to this morning when I opened an envelope from Elegant Angel: pictures of girls in bikinis from the upcoming Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2, sequel to the equally sunny Swimsuit Calendar Girls.

Kristina Rose‘s ass started it off:

Kristina Rose bikini

and then the front of Carmella Bing

Carmella Bing bikini

and then the brand new Kagney Lin Karter:
Kagney Lin Carter bikini

I try not to feel like Elegant Angel is teasing me, but it’s difficult some days.