After watching Mandy Morbid in Kimberly Kane’s Live In My Secrets and Hospital, both from Vivid-Alt, I am in love with her unbelievably ripe and luscious body.

After reading her blog, I want to get a Wii, learn how to play it, find out what games she likes, get really good at them, find a way to meet her, play games with her (probably while sneaking looks at her as she jumps around, which I understand you do with Wiis), buy her some sort of stuffed animal that is really weird but still cute, like a leather pig wearing a flying helmet or something, and just, you know, bask near her.

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In spite of the fact that I sit at a desk all day long looking at porn stars, I have a terrible memory for their faces. Gianna Michaels I could pick out of a crowd from the moon; likewise Claudia Downs. But the Stevens sisters, Whitney Stevens and Britney Stevens, baffle me. Maybe it’s just because their names sound the same. i can recognize them both, but I just can’t remember which one’s which.

Which one is the one with the bigger but fake tits and more tattoos?

and which is the one with the smaller but real tits and the unspeakably adorable lateral lisp?

Not that it matters, I guess.

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If you have any doubt that Nikki Jayne is a sex-craving trollop after listening to her talk what a sex-craving trollop she is in the first scene of Porn Week’s new movie, Porn Week – Nikki Jayne…

…and if you still have some reservations about her level of debauchery after getting a squint at the look on her face in the second scene of the same movie…

…you’ll just have to watch the fourth scene – the one in which Vivid’s new contract girl practically assaults a cameraman and gives him a blowjob, over his feeble objections.

That ought to convince you, you skeptic.

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It is a little north of dreary in this town right now – looking out the window reveals rain, clouds, and…well, better not to depress you. Instead, i will treat you to what I was treated to this morning when I opened an envelope from Elegant Angel: pictures of girls in bikinis from the upcoming Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2, sequel to the equally sunny Swimsuit Calendar Girls.

Kristina Rose’s ass started it off:

and then the front of Carmella Bing…

and then the brand new Kagney Lin Karter:

I try not to feel like Elegant Angel is teasing me, but it’s difficult some days.

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