Introducing Gracie Glam

Posted on August 25th, 2009 in Porn Movies by Gram

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Even though the delicious Kagney Linn Karter is on the cover, the big find in Elegant Angel’s Curvy Girls 4 is Gracie Glam, who busts out some cheerleading moves on director Sam No (aka Mason), and the latter is suitably impressed.

The movie is great fun, featuring both precision-crafted curvy girls like Karter as well as the likes of Carmella Bing and Jayden Jaymes, who have a more 70′s-style va va voom quality to them.

But just as a great deal of the porn market is driven by new girls (Kagney Linn Karter, in the business for most of a year now, seems a veteran), you can hear (the female) director Mason just about squeal when the affable Gracie starts doing her “Scorpion.”

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GameLink Announces Their Biggest Giveaway Ever!

Posted on August 25th, 2009 in Adult Industry News,GameLink by admin

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San Francisco, CA – Adult video on demand provider GameLink.com, part of the Online Division of Private Media Group, Inc. [PRVT], is kicking off their biggest contest ever by giving away a fully-loaded Stream-to-OwnSM library.

The library comes stocked with 50 streaming movies from premium adult studio Elegant Angel (a $625 value). The winner of the library will receive every Elegant Angel movie released in 2008, including movies from the Big West Asses, Curvy Girls and Real Female Orgasms lines.

GameLink offers lifetime streaming movies to every customer via their Stream-to-Own service. This Stream-to-OwnSM library can be accessed from anywhere and will never expire.

Customers can enter their names at www.gamelink.com for a chance to win. All entries must be submitted by September 1st, 2009.

For more information and rules, please visit:
http://www.gamelink.com/content.jhtml?id=stream-to-own-contest.

Everybody Loves Audrey

Posted on August 18th, 2009 in Porn Movies by Gram

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“The part was written for me,” Audrey Hollander said on the set of Hustler‘s Everybody Loves Lucy, which filmed last September and was released this week.

The feature was directed by Jerome Tanner and also stars Otto Bauer.

” I had the luck of being married to her already,” Bauer said. “So I got to be Desi.”

In the attached gallery we also see Kylee Reese, who plays Desi’s English teacher. He fucks her.

But we also get to see the late Richard de Montfort at work. de Montfort, a longtime director and set photographer, died in July of a heart attack. His last movie was Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan.

In the history of casting porn movies, I don’t think there has been a smarter choice than the delightful redhead Audrey Hollander to play Lucy, save for when Gianna Michaels was cast in a movie that had the word “boobies” in the title.

I asked Hollander and Bauer what was their secret for a lasting union. Especially one in which the female partner constantly runs the risk of slipping and spraining something in others’ drool.

“Staying in a relationship with Audrey is just an exercise in trying not to fuck up,” Bauer said. “Also, we keep her ass stretched out at home.”

I will remember this in my duties as an ordained minister.

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April Flores’ vaginal art movement

Posted on August 17th, 2009 in Porn Movies by Gram

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I admit that my experience with art that looks like a vagina begins and ends with Georgia O’Keeffe, but April Flores promotes art that is a vagina. Her vagina.

After inspiring several L.A.-based artists to turn her TopCo Cyberskin Voluptuous Ass & Pussy into artworks, Good Vibrations in San Francisco is upping the punani, as it were, and hosting a gallery exhibition featuring several more artists’ takes on Flores’ voluminous girlyparts, including Zak Smith and Carol Queen.

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The artist, I feel, needs to have a penetrating gaze in order to realize his/her vision. And what better to penetrate than a vagina? Am I RIGHT? Ladies?

The exhibition coincides with the pre-release party for Carlos Batts’ “Glamazons” DVD. Batts is Flores’ husband and also applied his artistic sensibility to his wife’s vagina, as is his right under Christian law.

The April Flores’ Love Toy Art Show and “Glamazons” DVD Release Party is scheduled for Wednesday, September 16 from 5:00 – 7:00 p.m. Admission is free and the event is open to the public at the Good Vibrations Polk Street Gallery located at 1620 Polk Street, San Francisco, CA 94109.

This Ain’t Saved by the Belding XXX, either

Posted on August 14th, 2009 in Porn Movies by Gram

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Of all the parodies that have been offloaded from the Porn Valley conveyor belt lately, none has the actual porn pedigree of Hustler’s This Ain’t Saved By the Bell XXX.

Not only did the fantastically porny Elizabeth Berkley dazzle us in the raunchy Showgirls shortly after her character, Jessie Spano, left Bayside High, but Dennis Haskins’ Principal Belding has been known to be photographed with porn girls and visit Porn Star Karaoke (he is like a small-screen Richard Dreyfuss that way).

And who can forget Dustin Diamond, whose bachelorette party interlude Screeched, you can buy on this very site?

Nevertheless, none of these cast members of the source material were approached for the porn adaptation, as Hustler‘s dramaturg sought to keep the parody pristine.