Boxcover of the week: The KLK brings her A-game (and D-cups) to “A List”

Posted on September 25th, 2009 in Boobs by gramponante

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Oh, Kagney Linn Karter, you are so bewitching.

“Hustler’s Busty Beauties: The A List” might offend other busty beauties who suddenly wondered how they’d run afoul of Larry Flynt, but no one can find issue with putting the KLK on a boxcover or two.

Speaking of Two, KLK’s nipples are trying to hypnotize me.

Lest you think this movie brings in KLK as a ringer and then pads the rest of the flick with flat-chested talent, “A List” also features the boobtastic Sophie Dee, Audrey Bitoni, and Riley Evans.

“Puckered Up”: A “Starship Troopers” of the ass

Posted on September 22nd, 2009 in Porn Movies, Sasha Grey, anal, fetish by gramponante

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Hustler’s “Puckered Up: The Anal Game Show” does not disappoint ass fans. In fact, dearly departed director Richard de Montfort made absolutely sure that each anus (Sasha Grey’s Trinity Post’s, and – pictured – Michelle Avanti’s) got an extreme closeup.

But such clinical rectal inspections had me thinking about the Brain Bug in “Starship Troopers.”

Is Michelle Avanti’s anus controlling my thoughts?

Would that Denise Richards show up in “Puckered Up 2: The MILF Edition.”

Sindee Jennings May Be “Cummin’ At Ya,” but So Is Tommy Gunn

Posted on September 18th, 2009 in Porn Movies by gramponante

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Imagine the above image with Sindee Jennings’ most bankable moneymaker threatening to soak your glasses and ascot, which is just what happened at a Gamelink screening of the 3D porn “Tommy Gunn’s Cummin’ at You” today.

Gunn and co-producer Marcus London contacted a secret (by that we mean mainstream media that doesn’t wish to be identified with the porn industry – yet) 3D film company to make a standard couples’-friendly gonzo porn featuring Jennings – who squirts like the fabled Cytherea and Flower Tucci – Riley Evans, Gunn, and Tony DeSergio.

“We knew we wanted to make this as marketable to the women as to the men,” Gunn said, looking deep into female Gamelink consumers’ eyes.

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The story involves Jennings’ audition for a high end porn company, and the interactive DVD features both Jennings’ and Gunn’s perspective. Not only that, but each copy of “Cummin’ At You” also includes a pair of 3D glasses.

I was skeptical about this at first. 3D effects in mainstream movies can be gratuitous and cheap. But for porn those things are advantages. I felt myself dodging Jennings’ ejaculate – and not for the first time.

More on this movie when it is released later this month, but we wanted to let you know about it early. “Tommy Gunn’s Cummin At You” ships with both polarized and red/cyan versions for use on standard televisions as well as 3D-ready computers and TVs

Where Everybody Knows Joel Lawrence’s Name

Posted on September 15th, 2009 in Porn Movies by Gram

On the set of New Sensations Cheers An XXX Parody

Joel Lawrence has performed in about 1500 porn scenes since he got into the business in 1990 at age 26. His first appearance on Gamelink was 1993’s Guttman’s Paris Vacation, in which he costars with title character (of course) Ron Jeremy. (It’s odd to think that Jeremy has been playing a caricature of himself for 16 years).

Now Lawrence, who runs one of Porn Valley’s talent agencies and rarely performs, is playing Sam in New Sensations‘ upcomming Cheers: An XXX Parody opposite Mr. Pete as Woody, former Vivid girl Monique Alexander as Diane and, in some inspired casting, Evan Stone as Cliff.

But, like in another remake, Battlestar Galactica, Lawrence reminds us that “this has all happened before, and it will happen again.”

“I was in a Cheers parody in 1994,” Lawrence said on the set.

What was it called?

“I don’t remember.”

Porn performers rarely see their own movies (it’s not like the studio will courier one over once the DVD is pressed) and, with 1500 titles literally under his belt, Lawrence can be forgiven for not knowing the title. I can’t find any mention of it anywhere, either.

“But I played Woody and I think Herschel Savage was Sam,” Lawrence said.

Monique Alexander on the set of New Sensations Cheers - An XXX Parody

With the glut of porn parodies coming out – and New Sensations is releasing at least one a month – it is easy to forget that parodies have long been part of Porn Valley’s output. Still, appearing as two different characters in parodies of the same show 15 years apart is pretty impressive.

Maybe, in 2024, Lawrence will get to play Coach.

Kagney Linn Karter: Come not real, but breasts real enough

Posted on September 1st, 2009 in Porn Movies, Porn People by Gram

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Kagney Linn Karter has a Va Va Voom quality that makes you want to paint her on the nose of an airplane, and then blow up the airplane, and then have sex with Kagney Linn Karter.

Still, on the set of “Not Married with Children XXX,” Karter needed to be squirted with fake ejaculate for promotional photos. Some people use Pina Colada mix (as you know), but in this case the production used trusty Cetaphil, available at your local pharmacy.

“It’s less goopy,” said Karter, who has used both.

While we think of Cetaphil as a necessary evil that nevertheless makes us feel that the porn isn’t really happening, KLK’s fake breasts are just fantastic.