Happy birthday Tiger Woods! Today, December 30th, 2009, the golf magnate turns 34, a mere month after the so-called ‘Mistressgate’ hit the news, permanently altering the public’s perception of Mr. Woods and the number of porn movies inspired by his life and love life.
In the month in between the fateful car crash that somehow prompted ever-increasing amounts of alleged mistresses to come out of the woodwork, the Tiger Woods saga has grown to even more epic proportions — with fourteen (fourteen!) possible mistresses on the list so far, we’re also up to at least two (announced) porn parodies, one by Adam & Eve named Tiger’s Wood, which will star Kayden Kross and Tyler Knight, and yet another announced by Nectar Entertainment, which will feature Diana Doll as Elin Nordegren and Jonny Slim as "Tiger Would", my personal favorite porn-ified Tiger Woods name.
Then of course there is Holly Sampson’s reported "docu-drama" porn project that she may or may not be filming with Vivid, which, as a "docu-drama", isn’t quite a parody so much as a historical reenactment. Historical reenactment! If you can’t wait for Holly’s take on her affair with Mr. Woods, you can watch her get down & dirty, doing interracial and DP’s in Screwed Over, Vivid (the go-to studio for celebrity sex tapes) and Paul Thomas‘ sexual supremacy death-match between Holly Sampson, Savanah Samson and A.J. Bailey.
No word yet on whether Joslyn James, Tiger Woods alleged brunette mistress, is planning on using her fame to make a tell-all, a porn parody or a historical drama. Wanted as a dead-beat mom in Washington State, Joslyn seems to have kept mum to the media so far about the allegations of her relationship with Woods, aside from a cryptic Facebook status update.
All I’m hoping is that someone will use a golf club as a sex toy, a la Belladonna and the infamous baseball bat, in at least one of the movies.