Big Cocks & The Women Who Suck Them

Posted on December 31st, 2009 in Porn Movies,Porn Thoughts by hunterlee

Big Black Cocks, interracial and blowjobs in I Hope That's  Not Yo' Daughter #2

This might not be the most auspicious image to end 2009 with, but damn it if it isn’t awesome. Unlike many porn boxcovers featuring women and big black cocks, Mya isn’t being gagged so much as she looks ready to take a large, snarling bite out of the penis that has been placed upon her face — I think it’s the eyebrows. While she’s no match for Asa Akira‘s epic penis-directed anger in Pure, the cover does make me wonder what happened 10 seconds before and after they took this photo.

Here’s a much happier boxcover: Beti Hana looks wonderous (ok, maybe more shocked and awed than wonderous) of the big cock she’s presented with, instead of spiteful.


Happy New Year!

Happy Birthday Tiger Woods!

Posted on December 30th, 2009 in Adult Industry News,Porn Movies,Porn News,Porn People,Pornstars by hunterlee

porn star Holly Sampson Joslyn James, image courtesy of Naughty America

Happy birthday Tiger Woods! Today, December 30th, 2009, the golf magnate turns 34, a mere month after the so-called ‘Mistressgate’ hit the news, permanently altering the public’s perception of Mr. Woods and the number of porn movies inspired by his life and love life.

In the month in between the fateful car crash that somehow prompted ever-increasing amounts of alleged mistresses to come out of the woodwork, the Tiger Woods saga has grown to even more epic proportions — with fourteen (fourteen!) possible mistresses on the list so far, we’re also up to at least two (announced) porn parodies, one by Adam & Eve named Tiger’s Wood, which will star Kayden Kross and Tyler Knight, and yet another announced by Nectar Entertainment, which will feature Diana Doll as Elin Nordegren and Jonny Slim as "Tiger Would", my personal favorite porn-ified Tiger Woods name.

Then of course there is Holly Sampson‘s reported "docu-drama" porn project that she may or may not be filming with Vivid, which, as a "docu-drama", isn’t quite a parody so much as a historical reenactment. Historical reenactment! If you can’t wait for Holly’s take on her affair with Mr. Woods, you can watch her get down & dirty, doing interracial and DP’s in Screwed Over, Vivid (the go-to studio for celebrity sex tapes) and Paul Thomas‘ sexual supremacy death-match between Holly Sampson, Savanah Samson and A.J. Bailey.

No word yet on whether Joslyn James, Tiger Woods alleged brunette mistress, is planning on using her fame to make a tell-all, a porn parody or a historical drama. Wanted as a dead-beat mom in Washington State, Joslyn seems to have kept mum to the media so far about the allegations of her relationship with Woods, aside from a cryptic Facebook status update.

All I’m hoping is that someone will use a golf club as a sex toy, a la Belladonna and the infamous baseball bat, in at least one of the movies.

User Review of the Day: Teen Times Two #3

Posted on December 29th, 2009 in GameLink,Porn Movies,Reviews by hunterlee

Most user reviews on GameLink are short, sweet and to the point: they’re usually single sentences saying things like “Hot” and “Tarra White can lick my balls any day” or “I didn’t know she was going to have a dick” or even “That movie sucked in a bad way”. Longer reviews tend to be left to the professional reviewers, intrepid porn-viewers that they are, who review movies not just for themselves but for posterity.

So it’s a surprise and a pleasure to find a user review longer than a few sentences, let alone this magnum opus.

Here’s an excerpt of my favorite review of the day from rickus, who kindly took time to share his thoughts on Teen Times Two #3.

This is the movie that motivated me to start writing reviews. A slateful of hot, hot, young girls who are completey into each other and tend to use the eventual cock as a prop. Well-lit and appropriate makeup (for a porno, that is…)

Scene 1 — Two girls, one guy
Scene begins with two bikini-clad brunettes playing in a white room full of bouncy balls (naturally). These girls are young, fit, shaved, and hot, each with smallish, but very nice, breasts. If you like your pornstars young (but not too young, of course), these are the girls for you. The balls (and the bikinis) are quickly discarded in favor of what appears to be a very pleasing dildo. As we move along, the man in black appears as a replacement for said dildo. Blow jobs ensue, followed by sex in all the requisite positions. The bouncy balls make a comeback. The scene ends with a spraying cum shot into touching tongues, followed by much PCSK…

Scene 4 — Two girls, one guy
Blonde and Brunette in pink-ish suits dancing around an indoor pool. Lots of kissing and groping. Another pair of drop-dead young things. No hair, no inhibitions, no regrets… A transluscent spiral striped dildo makes a quick appearance (and equally quick disappearance…) It looks like it might hurt, but it sounds like it doesn’t. When the girls get tired of the natatorium, they somehow wind up in a room with a large-cocked dude “asleep” on a couch. We deftly seque to some shared cock-sucking. These girls are so fucking hot. And hot fucking. What is it about the combination of pink (lingerie, lips) and brown (skin)? Magical. The cumshot is a 69 shot with the cock in the top girl, the bottom girl’s tongue all over the swollen fucked pussy. The throbbing cock emerges from a pink hairless pussy and fills up an open mouth. Nice amount of PCSK. This is the kind of scene that gives me hope…

DBJ — double blow job
SPLAF — Simultaeous pussy licking and fucking
PCSK — Post cum shot kissing

Editor’s note: Scene 1 stars Lucy Belle and Angelica Black (AKA Black Angelika) servicing David Perry; Scene 4 has Mick Blue servicing two unidentified hotties who are most likely of East European origin.

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Hot MILF Saturday: Mya Diamond

Posted on December 26th, 2009 in Porn Movies,Porn Thoughts,Pornstars by hunterlee

hot MILF Mya Diamond

I think the bio we’ve got for Mya says it all: Thin but curvy, different but sexy, mysterious but wanting, Mya Diamond stands apart from the standard porn prototype.

Also her ass is amazing.

Though I’m still not sure how I feel about Mya recently being classified as a MILF, it’s not something I want to quibble over since no matter what you call her, she’s on screen in movies taking two guys at once in MILF Cafe.

If you’re new to this European vixen, run, don’t walk, to her movies like Paul Thomas’ Emperor, Private Xtreme Point of View, Angels of Sin and Big Butt Attack #2 because you have been seriously deprived without some Mya Diamond in your life and on your screen.

Faye Reagan, Lesbian Vampire

Posted on December 23rd, 2009 in Aside,Lesbians,Porn Movies,Porn Thoughts,Pornstars by hunterlee

Is it just me, or does Faye Reagan (aka Faye Valentine) look like she’s about to sprout fangs and go for your jugular right after she sires Sandy Summers?


Not like that’s a bad thing.