“Boy, that sure sounds like a porn movie,” I said when I received A Shot to the Mouth — a movie featuring 80 oral cumshots and which features a bejizmed Ashlynn Brooke on the cover. “But it probably isn’t, since millennial culture tells us to doubt the obvious.”
Instead, I reasoned, it was probably some gritty neo-noir about the boxing industry, like “The Wrestler.”
But no, my rational self countered, it came in a box with a bunch of other porn movies. It’s probably a porn movie itself.
“No way, Dude,” I said, “A title like Shot to the Mouth is too on the nose – or all over the mouth – for a porn movie. It’s probably some Michael Moore wakeup call about the commercial dentistry.”
I guess all these thoughtful, brainy porns like “Dirtpipe Milkshakes” and anything with Madison Young in have made me doubt myself.
Because yes, A Shot in the Mouth is a porn movie about women gettting jizz bombs dumped on them.
(And I must say it is pretty great. With each scene clocking in at around two minutes with nothing but what led directly to the money shot, each segment is, pardon the expression, the cream of the movie it was taken from.)