Niche Alert: Prima Nocta with Sienna West

Posted on June 27th, 2008 in Adult Movies, Fetish, Lesbians, Porn People, adult2.0, boobs, milf by Gram

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Nurses, Cheerleaders, Babysitters, Asians, the Azz: niches and fetishes are the hallmark of Porn 2.0. But I thought that the niche reservoir was drying up after low-wattage celebrities were thrown into the mix. Thank God I was wrong.

Produced by Kelly Madison, “Porn Star Brides” suggests that a wedding dress might be the new tramp stamp, as Sienna West (pictured), Eva Angelina, and Brooke Banner each don dresses and, just as quickly, get fucked right out of them in five vignettes.

At first, the movie plays like a cheesy wedding video by your pimply high school AV geek cousin. In the segment “Punk Rock Bride,” Sienna West intones in a halting voiceover against a backdrop of fluttering rose petals and white satin:

“Ever since I was a little girl. For as long as I can remember. All I wanted to do was get married. To the man that I love. To the man of my dreams. But now that I’m married. All I want to do is (and here the gauzy lighting and tranquil music change) Fuck.”

Ryan Madison (Kelly’s husband/lucky bastard) plays the groom in each vignette, and Kelly is (uncharacteristically) nowhere to be found.

Popularity: 43% [?]

History through the filter of Porn: “Gov Lov”


gov lovMaybe you won’t learn about why disgraced former New York governor Eliot Spitzer’s dalliances with prostitutes were federal crimes rather than state ones by watching writer/director Stuart Canterbury’s “Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story.” Maybe you won’t get an idea of the titters of schadenfraude running through the corridors of the Albany State House at Spitzer’s hypocrisy by watching the porn version.

But you will have front row seats to something that tells you a lot about the time we’re living in nonetheless: a quickie porn turnaround of a breaking news story. And, in the case of “Gov Lov,” a quality production that doesn’t just cash in on Mike Horner’s resemblance to Spitzer but actually sticks (with little need to tarry) to the real story.

“This was a real life situation which unfolded like a porn story for once,” said Canterbury. “The script we shot was practically right off the page.”

Gamelink: How soon after the Spitzer story began unraveling did you put together the script? Did you pitch it to Huster first? How did they respond?

SC: It seemed obvious to me as soon as the initial story was confirmed. I shoot for other studios too, but it seemed like a perfect fit for Hustler from the beginning, and I think that Larry Flynt was thinking the same thing, because the response was quick and positive. Look, I am a registered Democrat, and we always hammer the Republicans at any chance we get, but this was a case where a Democratic ex-prosecutor had behaved hypocritically and deserved to be ridiculed.

Gamelink: You’re a director with a track record; you know what the porn formula is and your movie didn’t get all conceptual and self-distracted, at the same time you stayed true to a porn version of events. Did you tinker with the story/characters or was the movie shot the one you originally wrote?

SC: The actors got into the spirit of things and we improvised some of the comedy.

Gamelink: Did you want Mike Horner to be Splitz-her from the beginning?

SC: I must credit Hustler head of production Drew Rosenfeld with the suggestion to use Mike Horner. Mike and I have worked together for years, in locations as varied as Budapest and Africa, so I was very happy with the idea of casting him. I deliberately wrote the “ballet” scene in the bedroom for him, knowing that he would come up with the physical bits where the Governor is getting ready for his tryst.

Gamelink: Explain the normal porn shoot/turnaround time for a movie of that size as compared to the speedy turnaround time of “Gov Lov.”

SC: Of course, everyone was sensitive to the fact that this was a topical story, and had to get into release quickly to make the most of it. LFP (Larry Flynt Productions, parent of Hustler) moved rapidly to help us get into production as soon as possible.

(note: a typical low budget feature - we’re not talking “Pirates” or “The Fashionistas” - is shot, edited, and released in three months. “Gov Lov” hit the shelves less than one month after the “Client 9″ scandal broke.)

Gamelink: How would you categorize the types of porn movies you normally do?

SC: Some of the movies I have made are more romantic, some more edgy, but porn and comedy go very well together, and it is usually more fun to make something funny, such as a parody. I do not do gonzo projects, but only features with a story line and a softcore version. People will get bored with just watching sex, but everyone gets hooked into a story, or an interesting visual style. Depending on the studio I am shooting for, the content can be very raunchy, but I also like to make sure that we shoot some tease. I find the context of the sex scenes within the dramatic framework and the look of the production to be as titillating as the content itself.

Gamelink: Nice touch on flying in the Albany State House. I am sure that sort of flourish would be left out of lesser projects. Talk a little about your choice to get that image.

SC: I wish I could say it was my idea, but the credit must go to the editor.

Order “Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story” here.
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Popularity: 51% [?]

Twittergasms Are Happening – Social Cuming Has Begun!

Posted on May 21st, 2008 in GameLink, Masturbation, adult2.0, social networks by stacie

In a bold statement of coming out pro-masturbation, twitterers all over the world have begun to use popular social micro-blogging platform Twitter to publicly announce their orgasms. As part of National Masturbation Month, GameLink.com launched a new campaign in partnership with the Center for Sex and Culture to encourage people to begin using a new “secret code” to post to their Twitter profiles when they masturbate: JOSW (jacking off, so what? ) or ICSW (I came, so what?). A full explanation of the campaign, including a background on what Twitter is can be found at Masturbate-a-Thon Twitter page.

Dubbed a “twittergasm” by Stacie Adams, GameLink.com’s Social Media Coordinator, users have begun posting JOSW regularly, and ISCW whenever they come. Since the launch of the campaign in early May, 2008 over 100 such posts have been made according to Tweetscan’s popular tracking service that showed 43 instances of the use of JOSW and 66 instances of the use of ICSW in May, as of May 20th. To date, over 70 Twitterers have joined the profile established to launch the twittergasm phenomenon, www.twitter.com/jackingOff

Reporters and other interested parties can track the twittergasms by subscribing to this RSS feed: http://tweetscan.com/rss.php?s=josw or by visiting http://tweetscan.com/index.php?s=icsw&u=&p=1&d=

In other Social Sex news, nearly 100 Facebook users have become fans of the Masturbate-a-Thon Facebook page, and have begun posting stories about masturbation for all to see. “This is a sure sign that support for lifting the fear, shame and embarrassment formerly associated with masturbation is finally occurring after decades of work by sexual freedom pioneers like Betty Dodson and Dr. Carol Queen,” said Stacie Adams. GameLink.com created it’s own FaceBook Page and created a Best Lube for Masturbate-a-Thon gift application to allow users to send messages about the features of certain Lube products to help educate users about this important sex-education effort.

Popularity: 73% [?]