Some people think that drama follows porn stars around, or that they leave drama in their wake. But let’s be magnanimous and say that this is the exception and not the rule, and make haste to the case of Jean Jacobs who, as Jean Laconia, first made a video for a Connecticut firm called Real Passion Productions and then went on to film two scenes for Harmony Films and then Vivid, claiming that both were her first scenes ever.

Regardless of this, Laconia, who has now chosen the name Jean Jacobs, is hot like fire, and isn’t that the point? Tall and taut but also just zaftig enough to appeal to older fans who remember when many porn stars enjoyed eating, Jacobs stars in Greedy Video’s “I Film Myself 7″ (along with equally charming Penny Flame) in a solo scene among solo scenes, the conceit being that each girl has her own camera so that, conceivably, the viewer is shown what turns on the star about herself.

If you’re like me, you watch a scene like this and are left not caring what her name is, just that she’s there.

Buy the movie here.

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Doubtless you’ll be pleased to know that most women in porn are so small that one’s dick always looks big. Furthermore, I have yet to see a porn starlet burst into shrieks at the size of her partner’s schlong. At the very least, they are paid not to burst into shrieks.

But if comparisons are to your liking (without necessarily going into the blatant “big black dicks in tight white holes” thing), you might enjoy Vivid’s “Big Dick Little Jane” series, in which women who fall below five feet (and the gimmick is that there is a measuring stick right there!) are paired with rope-schlonged bruisers. Why it is called “Little Jane” is unclear to me, but understanding things is overrated.

Here we see Cristina Agave with Chris Charming. Both at first seem utterly disinterested in the other, but then they realize that there is something that brings them together: a paycheck! Romance ensues.

As far as our vaunted industry has come, I doubt we will see a Big Girls/ Small Dicks movie any time soon.

Buy “Big Dick, Little Jane 2″ here.

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Kara Tai is working on some XHTML on her iBook and needs to call in a tech for help. In Silver Sinema’s “Geek Girlsex” (which does a good job of mimicing the Geel Squad logo), girls with glasses make a very good effort at incorporating video games and computer jargon into their porn.

So even if one doesn’t format XHTML, I’m not going to give anyone a hard time for trying.

Buy the video here.

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The video linked here, of strangely unmoving pterodactyl porn, is at least two years old, and I have no idea where it came from. Can you help?

You will notice that sudden flashes of light cause the pterodactyls to flap their wings, and that an apprentice pterodactyl zooms in for a closer look.

Pterodactyls have recently been voted out of ever having existed by whatever killjoy regulatory body responsible for that sort of thing, but maybe there were some flightless and penis-bearing animals fitting the description in this video. If that is so, maybe there really were Sleestaks.

Popularity: 98% [?]

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