Considering the fact that Cassandra Calogera lives in Southern California, she probably doesn’t stop traffic the way she would if she lived in New York. That is because Los Angeles drivers just don’t stop unless there is a Jack in the Box or fatality involved. But I can guarantee you that if Cassandra Calogera crossed the street in my home town of Bogue Chitto, planes would crash. And this is also probably why Calogera left her birthplace of Hartford. That and because Hartford is a horrible place.

There are those with limited imaginations who would call Calogera a BBW. But she doesn’t have that BBW sassiness borne of saying things like, “You ain’t never gonna get it this good again, honey.” Instead, Calogera is a larger, full-figured girl the way the women on “Mad Men” are. I have a manageable crush on her.

It is interesting that scene partner Anthony Rosano says her name over and over in their scene together; he can’t believe his good luck.

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Gamelink was at the filming of Hustler’s “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? Adventures of a Hockey MILF” and we asked star Lisa Ann to flash us with the American flag, displaying her wares for our approval.

And we said Yes.

PS: I thought this sort of thing wouldn’t happern in a Democratic administration, but I was wrong.

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Don’t believe the hype about “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge.” Just get the movie. It’s a keeper, and a movie that, with its precursor, occupies its own tiny niche of Blockbuster Porn. Sometimes blockbusters don’t do everything they should, but “Pirates II” does some things really well. In that way it is the porn equivalent of “Pearl Harbor”; narratively suspect, expensive, all over the place, but a technical milestone.

And the sex scenes? Excessive in just the right way. The theatrical version features some editing we don’t normally see in sex scenes - good editing. The bonus DVD features these same scenes except 20 minutes longer. It almost doesn’t seem like that would even be fun…

Here we see Teagan interviewing Jesse Jane at the premiere this weekend. Teagan starred in the first “Pirates” and is now a free agent. I never thought of her as an interviewer before, but she is very good at it. Jesse Jane, of course, is as well-spoken as Tera Patrick at these events. See? All the Digital Playground girls made good.

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The Porno-Industrial Complex would have you believe that women go for the anal to the blowjob position seamlessly, like those vampires move in “True Blood.” One moment they’re in reverse cowgirl on a bed and the next they’ve flash-cut to fellatio on the couch (which is also the name of the lounge I’m opening at my local Holiday Inn).

But for some reason I find it much more interesting to watch the performer (in this case, the delightful Annette Schwarz in Digital Playground’s “Stoya: Deeper 11″) leap from one position to another, the transition caught in real time.

Sweat glistens, muscles contort, heretofore unglimpsed folds of skin manifest themselves. And that’s just me.

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