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The Vivid movie “Sugar” (not to be confused with Dave Naz’ Vivid movie “Sugar Town” - both released within a month of each other), is a collection of vignettes written by veteran porniste Paul Thomas and directed by Chuck Lords. Without knowing beforehand that Thomas wrote the movie, there was something about its setups that made me think the movie was trying to be a Golden Age-era porn film that was stuck with today’s performers.

This is not a criticism of Hanna Hilton, whose delicious frame is featured in two scenes, but some of the setups didn’t make sense to me, like the girlfriend wanting to meet her boyfriend’s hooker. Maybe this would have some traction in the 70’s, but in a corporate porn setup it seemed out of place. Only Kelly Wells, who seems like a throwback to the unrestrained but souped-up plain janes common to early-70’s porn seemed at place in the film.

And what does the title “Sugar” mean?

Despite these concerns, watching “Sugar” (and Hanna Hilton, Wells, and Lorena Sanchez, especially) was sweet.

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Because my vision is nothing if not selective, the first thing I noticed in this picture was Bobbi Starr’s thoughtful face and full, manageable breasts. But…what was…in her mouth?

Why, none other than the mammoth-cocked Shane Diesel, of course! I hesitated to post this picture because it simply doesn’t look like part of a human being in this photo as much as it does some kind of fleshy stalagmite that, for whatever reason, the considerate and kind Starr is gagging herself on.

In their scene together, Diesel and Starr roll up in his 6-4 and get busy. My purpose in actually wartching the scene was to see if that appendage hadn’t been Photococked to appear bigger.

It hasn’t. But the camera definitely got closer to force the perspective. Still, it’s huge.

Having never seen a Shane Diesel movie before, I wanted to make sure he was kind. Because Bobbi Starr is America’s Sweetheart. And he is. Diesel is very nice to her. That’s all that matters.

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I got to meet the resurgent Raquel Devine on the set of Adultspoof.com’s “Erection 2008,” the second (and, with luck, the last) Sarah Palin porn to be released just under the wire of the 2008 presidential election. And this is enough for me for, while I am happy that Lisa Ann (of Hustler’s “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?”) and the delicious Devine got some extra work and more recognition than normally reserved for cougar movies, I am really hoping the marketability of Sarah Palin as a porn spoof object goes way down after tomorrow. Don’t you?

But Palin was such an easy target for comedy and pornography, some people might be sad if she goes away. Those people are the real terrorists.

Because I believe in America. And even if Saturday Night Live experienced a resurgence on the heels of the Alaska governor’s unlikely entrance on the national scene, and even if Hustler became talked about in the first significant way since Larry Flynt’s fights with Jerry Falwell, I am sure that, together, we can find more things to make porn about. And Yes, we will laugh again.

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Often enough, a porn performer will arrive at a filming location with her little airplane bag fulll of underpants and hair extensions and then be handed a script.

“Half the time I’d walk on a set I’d have no idea what the movie was or that it had dialogue,” Ava Rose once told me. “I only knew it would be a girl or a guy and I’d know what I’d be making for the scene.”

And, because performers’ legs spend so much time in the air in the porn industry, it is easy to believe that schedules are up in the air, too, and oftentimes a cast list can go kerblooey from one day to the next.

So it was that I was told Tuesday that Max Hardcore and Ginger Lynn would be playing John and Cindy McCain in a new Sarah Palin porno being shot in Porn Valley. “Amazing,” I said, America’s Beloved Porn Journalist. “Now that’s news.”

I rescheduled appointments so I could attend this blessed event. The next day I was told that the characters who were to play Palin, the McCains, and two or three other people in their entourage had all been recast in the space of 48 hours due to various porn fuckups.

“Max neglected to tell us that he had a court date on the shooting day,” someone connected with the production told me, which makes no sense to me. But relying on whether or not something makes sense is a foolish measure in the porn business.

It reminds me of other Might Have Been moments, like Buddy Ebsen as the original choice to play George Bailey in “It’s A Wonderful Life.”

Yes, exactly like that.

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