Your daughter spotted in 69

Posted on December 18th, 2008 in Blowjob, Penis, Porn Thoughts, hardcore, oral sex by Gram

I feel like an archaeologist who, seeking Anasazi potsherds, instead found a working pterodactyl.

Like a white elephant or a two-headed goat, the 69 is a rare thing. With the rare exception of the Standing 69 as perfected by Lee Stone and tiny porn starlets that the big lug will upend as if about to shake out a vacuum cleaner bag, the original missionary 69 is something I have never seen in a porn movie. Until now.

A 69 pops up between Anthony Rosano and Juicy Pearl in the New Sensations movie “Daughter I’d Like to Fuck.” A propos of nothing and finished soon after it started, the 69 appeared like the Loch Ness Monster. I was stunned.

The number most associated with something dirty, uttered with attendant winks by wags when the Panda Express address is between 68 and 70, and rattled off thoughtlessly (and without the payoff) by idiot porn directors, everybody references 69s but it seems no one ever does the combo blowjob/fellatio move.

Now that I’ve seen a 69 executed on celluloid, I am fearful that I’m going to stumble on a Dirty Sanchez soon.


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Is that a … OH JESUS CHRIST

Posted on November 7th, 2008 in Blowjob, Penis, anal, boobs, hardcore, oral sex by Gram

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Because my vision is nothing if not selective, the first thing I noticed in this picture was Bobbi Starr’s thoughtful face and full, manageable breasts. But…what was…in her mouth?

Why, none other than the mammoth-cocked Shane Diesel, of course! I hesitated to post this picture because it simply doesn’t look like part of a human being in this photo as much as it does some kind of fleshy stalagmite that, for whatever reason, the considerate and kind Starr is gagging herself on.

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In their scene together, Diesel and Starr roll up in his 6-4 and get busy. My purpose in actually wartching the scene was to see if that appendage hadn’t been Photococked to appear bigger.

It hasn’t. But the camera definitely got closer to force the perspective. Still, it’s huge.

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Having never seen a Shane Diesel movie before, I wanted to make sure he was kind. Because Bobbi Starr is America’s Sweetheart. And he is. Diesel is very nice to her. That’s all that matters.

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