Everybody loves Nina

Posted on November 19th, 2009 in anal,ass,Hardcore,MILF,Nina Hartley,Porn Movies,Porn Thoughts,Pornstars by hunterlee

Anal queen, bottled-up sexy librarian, vixen, minx, saucy cougar on the prowl, salacious lesbian lover, predatory Victorian schoolmarm, daring sexual educator… Nina Hartley does it all. And damn does she look good doing it. Her sexpertise – through her videos, Nina can teach you how to do most anything, from stripping to your partner, to having The Perfect Orgy (Nina won’t let you settle for just any old orgy, she wants it to be perfect, and we thank her for that) and exploring your latent bicurious tendencies – as well as the demand for MILF porn stars and ladies who do anal sex scenes because they love it, has kept Nina busy gracing our screens and fantasies. For today’s Photo Essay, we pay tribute to the incomparable Nina Hartley and all of her various porn personae by highlighting some of our favorite boxcovers from her hottest movies.

porn star Nina Hartley stars in Her First Older Woman #5 on adult VOD at Gamelink Nina Hartley stars in Lesbian Adventures: Victorian Love Letters at on Adult VOD GameLink
The cover that started it all. Nina is such a playa. Even though she’s a Victorian Schoolmarm, Nina still looks vixenish and is perhaps plotting her next move in world domination.
Deep Inside Nina Hartley on Adult VOD at GameLink.com Nina Hartley's Older Women, Younger Women #10 on Adult VOD at GameLink
Vintage Nina. Though her hair might be less… fluffy now, her tits, ass and lust for anal are still going strong. Happy Nina – she’s got boobies to play with!
Nina Hartley's Older Women, Younger Men #12 on Adult VOD at GameLink Nina and the Showgirls featuring porn star Nina Hartley on adult VOD at GameLink
Nina also likes younger men. A softer side of Nina. Plus her ass.
Nina Hartley stars in RuleBreaker on Adult VOD at GameLink Nina Hartley stars in Nina Loves Girls on Adult VOD at GameLink
With an ass like that, it doesn’t matter that she’s wearing fringe like that. Motherly, nurturing Nina. Though we imagine she’s equally capable of unexpectedly spanking her costar thoroughly 10 seconds after this picture was taken.
porn star Nina Hartley in Seasoned Players #2 on Adult VOD at GameLink Nina Hartley's Advanced Guide to Anal Sex for Men and Women on adult VOD at GameLink
Nina rocks the stockings and garters and the glasses. Nina the teacher, showing some nip. .
Nina Hartley stars in 40 Something XXXtra #4 on Adult VOD at GameLink Nina Hartley's Guide to Erotic Bondage on Adult VOD at GameLink
Nina can drain our balls anytime she needs or wants. Also we’ve got a cup of sugar with her name on it. Just in case. Nina rockin’ the latex and leather fetish look.
Nina Hartley stars in Older Women and Younger Women #4 on Adult VOD at GameLink Nina Hartley's Guide to Spanking on Adult VOD at GameLink
Nina taking command while wearing unseaonable (but sexy) stockings and garters. Nina’s ass has never looked more spankable (or more targeted) than in this dress.
Battle of Superstars: Nina Hartley vs Ginger Lynn on Adult VOD at GameLink Nina Hartley and Helen Duval star in The Dutch Anal Bitch #10 on Adult VOD at GameLink
As much as we love Ginger Lynn, our bets are on Nina, hands down. Though Ginger’s hair might be bigger. The fringe (and the title) is puzzling, but the sex is hot. We love watching Nina love girls.

Did we miss a movie? Let us know in the comments.

Massive Ass Inflation

Posted on March 12th, 2009 in ass,Porn Movies by P. Weasels

Considering that there are women walking around out there, and by “out there” I mean in the world of porn, not just Middle America, whose asses weigh as much as Kristina Rose does all by herself, I think that Elegant Angel is going a little far by titling its newest release Massive Asses 4.

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Surely a better title for the series would have been Shapely, Firm Asses That Look Bigger Than They Are Because of Careful Camera Work. Or possibly Massive Asses Are Way Bigger Than These, But These Are Pretty Nice. I don’t think there’s any way that you can really say Jayden Jaymes has a massive ass, even if you’re not comparing her to truly giant asses

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Let’s face it, when you have BBW porn that routinely features women whose asses are bigger around than most porn starlets are tall, you are kind of devaluing the brand by claiming that a 127-pound girl like Austin Taylor has a massive ass. Unless she has no legs, arms or upper torso. That is a different genre of porn entirely.

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Mind you, I do not at all mind watching a movie featuring five Shapely, Firm Asses That Look Bigger Than They Are Because of Careful Camera Work.

Hanna Hilton pours some “Sugar” on thee

Posted on December 4th, 2008 in ass,Blowjob,Boobs,Hardcore,Pussy by Gram
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The Vivid movie “Sugar” (not to be confused with Dave Naz’ Vivid movie “Sugar Town” – both released within a month of each other), is a collection of vignettes written by veteran porniste Paul Thomas and directed by Chuck Lords. Without knowing beforehand that Thomas wrote the movie, there was something about its setups that made me think the movie was trying to be a Golden Age-era porn film that was stuck with today’s performers.

This is not a criticism of Hanna Hilton, whose delicious frame is featured in two scenes, but some of the setups didn’t make sense to me, like the girlfriend wanting to meet her boyfriend’s hooker. Maybe this would have some traction in the 70′s, but in a corporate porn setup it seemed out of place. Only Kelly Wells, who seems like a throwback to the unrestrained but souped-up plain janes common to early-70′s porn seemed at place in the film.

And what does the title “Sugar” mean?

Despite these concerns, watching “Sugar” (and Hanna Hilton, Wells, and Lorena Sanchez, especially) was sweet.

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How To Slop Your Ass

Posted on September 26th, 2008 in ass by Gram

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As America’s Beloved Porn Journalist and a faithful Gamelink employee, it is my job to humanize the adult industry and make it accessible to you, even as it gets slipperier and slipperier.

The standard agent for making one’s ass shiny for porn titles like “Big Sloppy Asses” is baby oil. Smarter directors wipe the baby oil off before actual sex happens so that the male talent doesn’t take a running jump at the female performer and slide off.

This movie packs much back. In fact, what I at first thought were Jayden James‘ and Alexis Texasankles under the title are in actuality three more asses.

Also, the initials of this title are those of the Boy Scouts of America. Last I checked, however, there were no merit badges in Ass Slopping.

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Audrey Hollander channels everybody’s favorite redhead

Posted on September 23rd, 2008 in ass,Porn People by Gram

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Audrey Hollander is currently shooting “This Ain’t I Love Lucy” or “Not I Love Lucy XXX” (however Hustler chooses to phrase it) in Porn Valley. When pressed to identify the few actual bombshells in the porn world, Audrey Hollander leaps to mind. If only her husband Otto Bauer weren’t such a stand up guy, I would encourage you to actively hate his guts.

As you can guess, Otto is playing Desi and Audrey will inhabit the role of Lucy. I think that, of all the parodies the big companies have been churning out lately, this one is the most inspired.

The picture you are looking at is a still from an upcoming Hustler Christmas movie, but I am assured that Hollander’s hair is set in the same style for “Lucy.”