Boxcover of the Day: Shane Diesel’s Cuckold Stories

Posted on December 9th, 2009 in Blowjob,Hardcore,MILF,Porn Movies,Porn Thoughts,Pornstars by hunterlee

How much do you have to love Syren De Mar (and Shane Diesel) for this boxcover?

Syren De Mar takes Shane Diesel's Big Cock in her mouth in Shane Diesel's Cuckold Stories
Shane Diesel‘s Cuckold Stories on
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Though I’m not entirely sure what it says about me that my favorite boxcovers lately have all featured women getting throat-fucked and gagged with giant cocks.

New Movies Boxcover Theme of the Week: Big Cocks

Posted on November 4th, 2009 in Belladonna,Blowjob,Porn Movies,Porn Thoughts,Pornstars by hunterlee

This week at GameLink it is, apparently, all about cocks. Big cocks. Big cocks that appear to shock and awe the female talent, actually, if this Photographic Essay with these ten boxcovers is any proof.

big black cocks in Rumble in the Jungle at GameLink My Daughter is Fucking Blackzilla #20 at GameLink
Shocked and perhaps a little apaled and/or awed? Shocked. And not because she can’t believe it’s not butter.
Manaconda #6 Down Your Throat #2
My personal favorite tagline "The Return of the Whopping Reptile!!!" Kelly Wells looks gleeful.
Tara Lynn Foxx looks busy. Tara Lynn Foxx looks pleasured.
Excited and/or naughty. Shocked and awed, again.
Nightstick sounds deadly and remnicient of that time Belladonna fit a baseball bat up her ass. Ok, so Belladonna and Syd Blakovich are just awesome. Belladonna looks fierce. And that strap-on is pretty big.

Hooray for big cocks, blowjobs, lascivious ladies and journalism!

Deep Throat – shiny and new again

Posted on April 9th, 2009 in Blowjob,Porn Movies,Porn Thoughts,Sasha Grey by P. Weasels

VCX’s new release of the greatest porn classic ever made, the movie that catapulted porn to a brief but real respectability, brings up something that has nagged at me for years, ever since I saw Deep Throat for the first time. In spite of Linda Lovelace‘s startling ability, I was always much more interested in Carol Connors as the nurse.

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I don’t know why – it wasn’t the nurse uniform or anything, and it’s not like she was a much more interesting performer than Linda Lovelace, but I always thought she was hotter. Linda Lovelace is no ball of fire, looks-wise – Sasha Grey in the more recent adaptation is orders of magnitude sexier as the world’s most orgasmic oralist – but Carol wasn’t especially spectacular either, even for the times.

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There was just something riper about her. Maybe it was that there weren’t all that much in the way of conclusive sex scenes – she never gave it all the way up, and the laws of supply and demand came into play. Whatever it was, Carol Connors whas the girl I walked away from Deep Throat with the strongest memory of.

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Bong Load Girls: Yes Please

Posted on March 18th, 2009 in alt porn,Blowjob,Porn Movies by P. Weasels

I don’t smoke pot and never have. I don’t even know how to smoke pot, but if I wanted to learn, I could get a good start by watching Bong Load Girls, new from Rob Rotten and Punx Productions (which does not condone or advocate drug use). However, if I were going to do that, I would have to pay more attention to the pot-smoking and less to the Bong Load Girls themselves, and I am really not ready to do that.

Not smoking pot has put me in a lifestyle that does not include a lot of girls who look like Jeanie Marie Sullivan, with her scarlet hair and her pouty, bleary demeanor, which is a shame because I do dearly love a girl with crazy-colored hair and a penchant for blowjobs.

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If I were a master of pot lore and a stoner extraordinaire, I would have access to girls like Jamie Elle, who would not even go close to the weird no-pot-smoking guy next door until he put on a Rasta hat with fake dreads and smooth-talked his way into her pants.

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And I would be able to come home to a girl like Scarlett Pain, who spends her day smoking dope and masturbating to fantasies of even more Bong Load Girls having lesbian sex and using her bong as a dildo but still has time to give a nice welcoming blowjob to the man of the house after a long day.

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Oh, for my misspent youth.

Porn Blowjobs: A love triangle

Posted on March 6th, 2009 in Blowjob,Porn News by Gram

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One of the first things a porn actress learns when delivering a blowjob is to look, or attempt to look, into the eyes of her partner. That is why viewers at home can suspend their disbelief for a moment and believe that the tiny dynamo Madison Scott is blowing them.

But here we see the hidden cost. On set today for X play/Hustler’s “This Ain’t Married With Children XXX” we find performer Brad Hardy getting more full body contact from cameraman/director Will Ryder than he is from Scott, all so you can feel like you are the one being fellated in Al Bundy’s shoe store.

So when you watch this movie (to be released this summer), just disregard that tingling you feel on your back.