Buy Hustler’s Busty Beauties – Jugs of Authority on DVD
First, a short essay from Steve Martin (long before The New Yorker came calling):
SHE HAD THE JUGS
Yes, she was witty; she was intelligent. She was born of high station. She spoke and walked proudly. She was the kind who displayed nobility, who showed style and class. But above all, she had the jugs.
Many people called her by her last name; some closer friends had a confidence with her and shared the intimacy of her first name. But to me, she was always “Lady jugs a-plenty.”
It is true. She was clever and she was charming, but above all, she had the jugs.
That is what I thought of when Hustler’s sloppy boobtastic Busty Beauties: Jugs of Authority arrived here at Gamelink South. Not only was I put in mind of something that delighted me as a teen (Steve Martin’s story) but also of something that delighted me always (big boobs and the danger of being broadsided by same).
To the movie’s credit, there is no one in this movie who squeaks by with not-as-big boobs. Nor are there gargantuan screen-smearing boobs, either. Just healthy, pendulous cans parked on women who are in some sort of leadership position (most likely by virtue of their pendulous cans) like Jada Fire, Abbey Brooks, and Rachel Solari.
Buy Hustler’s Busty Beauties – Jugs of Authority on DVD
My favorite scene was between Sascha and Violet Addamson, who I’ve never seen before and who utters the line “Let’s do it in the archives.”
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