Tampa is for (bukkake) lovers

Posted on April 29th, 2009 in gangbang,Porn Movies by Gram

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You know, after watching several videos from Florida-based Dirty D, I have determined that the Magic Kingdom is Tampa, not Disneyworld. It seems like everyone in the metro Tampa area is either some ripe, loser-loving stripper or some aw shucks, stripper-loving loser. My question is, What am I doing being a loser all the way out here when I could be battling gators and depositing loads on strippers?

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Don’t get me wrong: to watch the juicy Candi Apple shade her mouth under the overhanging guts of the faceless men who crowd their cocks around her is to watch someone in the throes of being Superficially Bright. No one could be convinced that this is what Ms. Apple would rather be doing for the thousand bucks she might have received that day. But there is no doubt that she looks good doing it, and the unspoken agreement between bukkake pitcher and bukkake catcher is that she is loving every minute of it.

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Finding your motivation in a gangbang

Posted on February 25th, 2009 in gangbang,Porn Movies by Gram

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In the big Blowjob Class Gangbang scene in Christoph Clark’s excellent Whores D’oeuvre, I caught out of the corner of my eye (I think it was my eye) the woman on the far left. She appears to be either saying “Who, me?” to the blonde dude across the room or else saying, “Look busy look busy look busy look busy Oh! Hold my own tits.”

I would like to think that any camera following me through a gangbang would never catch me looking anything but determined and confident but, as I always say, Who needs confidence when you’ve got boobs?

Ask anyone: I really do always say that.

Lena Cova’s First Gangbang

Posted on February 20th, 2009 in gangbang,Porn Movies,Pornstars by P. Weasels

Not only is this Lena Cova’s First Gangbang, this is my first Lena Cova. You’d think I would have noticed a girl this cute before.

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I’m going to remember her from now on, though; doesn’t she look friendly? Just look at that adorable smile.

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I wish everybody’s first gangbang were as much fun as Lena Cova’s looks like it is.

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Mia Freak is super

Posted on October 7th, 2008 in fetish,gangbang,Hardcore by Gram

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Now and then someone comes along whose choice of porn name is just perfect (and Courtney Cummz, G-d Bless Her, is not one of them). Mia Freak is such a person.

She doesn’t look like a porn star, really, but she does look like someone who, if you saw her behind a teller window or at In-n-Out, you would immediately think, “I bet she is a freak.”

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And this is a wonderful thing about Mia Freak because, even though she does not have that particular “look” common to many porn performers, there is something twice as frank about the way she carries herself, and that makes all the difference. When your porn star girlfriend has lost interest and has begun texting and picking at her face, you can be assured that Mia Freak is still on for the “Cream Pie Blowout” or anything you or your Kiwanis lodge might have in store.

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Not a routine expedition

Posted on April 4th, 2008 in Amateur,Blowjob,fetish,gangbang by Gram

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The video linked here, of strangely unmoving pterodactyl porn, is at least two years old, and I have no idea where it came from. Can you help?

You will notice that sudden flashes of light cause the pterodactyls to flap their wings, and that an apprentice pterodactyl zooms in for a closer look.

Pterodactyls have recently been voted out of ever having existed by whatever killjoy regulatory body responsible for that sort of thing, but maybe there were some flightless and penis-bearing animals fitting the description in this video. If that is so, maybe there really were Sleestaks.