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How much do you have to love Syren De Mar (and Shane Diesel) for this boxcover?

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Though I’m not entirely sure what it says about me that my favorite boxcovers lately have all featured women getting throat-fucked and gagged with giant cocks.
Anal queen, bottled-up sexy librarian, vixen, minx, saucy cougar on the prowl, salacious lesbian lover, predatory Victorian schoolmarm, daring sexual educator… Nina Hartley does it all. And damn does she look good doing it. Her sexpertise – through her videos, Nina can teach you how to do most anything, from stripping to your partner, to having The Perfect Orgy (Nina won’t let you settle for just any old orgy, she wants it to be perfect, and we thank her for that) and exploring your latent bicurious tendencies – as well as the demand for MILF porn stars and ladies who do anal sex scenes because they love it, has kept Nina busy gracing our screens and fantasies. For today’s Photo Essay, we pay tribute to the incomparable Nina Hartley and all of her various porn personae by highlighting some of our favorite boxcovers from her hottest movies.
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The cover that started it all. Nina is such a playa. |
Even though she’s a Victorian Schoolmarm, Nina still looks vixenish and is perhaps plotting her next move in world domination. |
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Vintage Nina. Though her hair might be less… fluffy now, her tits, ass and lust for anal are still going strong. |
Happy Nina – she’s got boobies to play with! |
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| Nina also likes younger men. |
A softer side of Nina. Plus her ass. |
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| With an ass like that, it doesn’t matter that she’s wearing fringe like that. |
Motherly, nurturing Nina. Though we imagine she’s equally capable of unexpectedly spanking her costar thoroughly 10 seconds after this picture was taken. |
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| Nina rocks the stockings and garters and the glasses. |
Nina the teacher, showing some nip. . |
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| Nina can drain our balls anytime she needs or wants. Also we’ve got a cup of sugar with her name on it. Just in case. |
Nina rockin’ the latex and leather fetish look. |
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| Nina taking command while wearing unseaonable (but sexy) stockings and garters. |
Nina’s ass has never looked more spankable (or more targeted) than in this dress. |
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| As much as we love Ginger Lynn, our bets are on Nina, hands down. Though Ginger’s hair might be bigger. |
The fringe (and the title) is puzzling, but the sex is hot. We love watching Nina love girls. |
Did we miss a movie? Let us know in the comments.

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The way Ryder Skye tells it, it sounds like she charmed Larry Flynt into a boxcover.
“I just wanted to meet Larry Flynt,” Skye said recently, and so I made a couple of calls to people I knew at Hustler and, after the (2009) AVN show, I got invited to his office.”
Just so you know, Larry Flynt doesn’t pop in on photo shoots and he doesn’t show up at Porn Star Karaoke; seeing Larry Flynt in his office at LFP’s Dark Tower on Wilshire Blvd. is the porn version of getting an audience with the Pope.
“So he was very charming and we talked about this and that,” Skye said, “and then he asked me if I’d ever worked for them before. So I rattled off a couple of things (such as “This Ain’t Gilligan’s Island XXX” and also a Van Styles scenes I had done more than a year ago that I hadn’t seen on video yet.”

After some more pleasantries she left, and later heard from director Stylez that Flynt had placed a call about the movie’s whereabouts. Hustler has enough porn in its vaults to survive nuclear winter. If you thought ClubJenna and Vivid sat on their content for years, they’ve got nothing on Larry.
“Anyway, three weeks later Soul in the Hole comes out and I’m on the cover,” said Skye. “I’m as surprised as anybody.”

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The interracially groovy “Soul in the Hole” also stars Claire Dames.
Did you bust a move on Larry?
“No, but he gave me a little kiss when I left,” Skye said. “It was very sweet, and I was a little star struck.”
See also: If Ryder Skye has you by the frenulum, watch your meringue

I met Loona Luxx in Las Vegas and she explained the etymology of her porn name, which included, but was not limited to, “crazy.”
“There is the ‘crazy,’ there is the ‘light,” she said, “There is the ‘moon.’”

I just found myself thinking It would be great if she were naked right now.

Luxx later walked the AVN Awards red carpet with Manuel Ferrara, who is a no-nonsense porn star and very amiable gentleman, highly ranked by porn stars in the know. Still later, I got a copy of his movie “Slutty and Sluttier 6,” featuring his pairing with Luxx in the very first scene.
They fuck on a hardwood floor and, at one point, it appears he tries to pick her up by her vagina. A sunlit room, a squeaky floor, a dirty camera lens, an excellent scene.

I could tell they liked each other on the red carpet; it was fun seeing one of the reasons why.
 hanna hilton
The Vivid movie “Sugar” (not to be confused with Dave Naz’ Vivid movie “Sugar Town” – both released within a month of each other), is a collection of vignettes written by veteran porniste Paul Thomas and directed by Chuck Lords. Without knowing beforehand that Thomas wrote the movie, there was something about its setups that made me think the movie was trying to be a Golden Age-era porn film that was stuck with today’s performers.
This is not a criticism of Hanna Hilton, whose delicious frame is featured in two scenes, but some of the setups didn’t make sense to me, like the girlfriend wanting to meet her boyfriend’s hooker. Maybe this would have some traction in the 70’s, but in a corporate porn setup it seemed out of place. Only Kelly Wells, who seems like a throwback to the unrestrained but souped-up plain janes common to early-70’s porn seemed at place in the film.
And what does the title “Sugar” mean?
Despite these concerns, watching “Sugar” (and Hanna Hilton, Wells, and Lorena Sanchez, especially) was sweet.
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