Daisy Marie’s Penthouse

Posted on December 1st, 2008 in Boobs,Lesbians,Masturbation,Porn People,Porn Thoughts,Pornstars by Gram
Daisy Marie

Daisy Marie

Female porn performers who restrict themselves to working only with women seem reconciled to a certain ceiling on their fame, but the actresses who succeed despite those traditionally money-losing limits are the envy of just about every porn girl I know and the ideal partner for every porn guy I know.

I was about to say that Daisy Marie, Penthouse Pet and late-nite Skinemax star, is such a person. But it was because I confused her with Faith Leon, another delicious Latina actress. It is Leon who is Girls-Only.

Daisy Marie, on the other hand – and to her credit, if I may so as someone who is not married to her – fucks everybody.

In just one generation, the fact that one’s girlfriend is also into girls has gone from the “Possible Contributor to Eventual Breakup” column to “Hot.” Who knows? Maybe by 2020 “Fucks Your Best Friend” will go from being a negative to a positive. I’m hoping I’ll be dead by then, or have a best friend who’s also a hot girl.

Check out Daisy Marie here.

Paging Dr. Simone (who is banging Lena Ramon)

Posted on November 14th, 2008 in fetish,Masturbation by Gram

“It’s like I’m trying to study,” Zenova Braden says to her therapist, Julie Simone, “and they’re all moaning and masturbating. I can’t take it anymore!”

Thus begins “Julie Simone’s Sex Addicts,” in which Simone, who last year relocated from Los Angeles and now lives in Missouri, must apply negative conditioning and aversion therapy in order to curb the lustful thoughts of Braeden’s filthy roommates.

This reminds me of a better-executed Jim Holliday movie, in which a demented but complex story is pulled off by game pornstresses. In the case of “Sex Addicts,” Lena Ramon and Ariel X, who play the reconditioned roommates.

As you can imagine, the therapy was never really meant to work. Clothespins, hot wax, and electric zapping don’t seem to help. I’d ask to see Dr. Simone’s medical credentials, but who’d listen? I don’t have boobs.

Watch “Julie Simone’s Sex Addicts” now.

Sophia Santi pre-Sophia Santi (aka Natalia Cruze)

Posted on August 27th, 2008 in ass,Boobs,Masturbation by Gram

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After its copyright bruising at the hands of Tera Patrick, Digital Playground vowed to not let a porn name slip away again, thus the trademarking of Jesse Jane and the wholesale name change – from Natalia Cruze – of Sophia Santi.

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The scenes on “Screen Dreams 3,” which include footage from years ago of Sunny Lane and Kayden Kross, are all heavily produced solo outings photographed by J. Steven Hicks. Among them is Cruze, before Digital Playground made her Sophia Santi. Then as now, Cruze/Santi is model perfect and delightful to behold.

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I like “Screen Dreams” in small chunks, as the photography is so stylized in contrast to most porn that it is almost distracting. But Hicks chooses his models well, and we look forward to seeing Kross and Lane.

See it here.

When I think about you, I Film Myself

Posted on August 18th, 2008 in Amateur,Boobs,Masturbation,Penny Flame,Porn News,Porn People by Gram

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Some people think that drama follows porn stars around, or that they leave drama in their wake. But let’s be magnanimous and say that this is the exception and not the rule, and make haste to the case of Jean Jacobs who, as Jean Laconia, first made a video for a Connecticut firm called Real Passion Productions and then went on to film two scenes for Harmony Films and then Vivid, claiming that both were her first scenes ever.

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Regardless of this, Laconia, who has now chosen the name Jean Jacobs, is hot like fire, and isn’t that the point? Tall and taut but also just zaftig enough to appeal to older fans who remember when many porn stars enjoyed eating, Jacobs stars in Greedy Video’s “I Film Myself 7″ (along with equally charming Penny Flame) in a solo scene among solo scenes, the conceit being that each girl has her own camera so that, conceivably, the viewer is shown what turns on the star about herself.

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If you’re like me, you watch a scene like this and are left not caring what her name is, just that she’s there.

Buy the movie here.

When a Bunny Meets A Bunny

Posted on June 3rd, 2008 in GameLink,Masturbation,Porn Movies,Porn People,Pussy by Gram

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Someone should do a study (and I’m just letting you know now that it won’t be me) of porn name popularity. In recent years there have been multiple Toris, Brees, and Sunnys, as well as Ambers, Jenna, and Haleys. It would seem that, even if porn titles are running out, that names should at least have a few more years of reserves.

But Pleasure Bunny is an original. Is Bunny her last name? Is Pleasure Bunny her first name? Who knows? Who cares? The important thing is that she can put her boots behind her head in “My Space 4,” a masturbation epic from Sinsation Pictures.

That her name is Pleasure Bunny and she’s pleasuring herself makes me wonder who the pleasure’s for, though.

Order: My Space 4