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How much do you have to love Syren De Mar (and Shane Diesel) for this boxcover?

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Though I’m not entirely sure what it says about me that my favorite boxcovers lately have all featured women getting throat-fucked and gagged with giant cocks.
Anal queen, bottled-up sexy librarian, vixen, minx, saucy cougar on the prowl, salacious lesbian lover, predatory Victorian schoolmarm, daring sexual educator… Nina Hartley does it all. And damn does she look good doing it. Her sexpertise – through her videos, Nina can teach you how to do most anything, from stripping to your partner, to having The Perfect Orgy (Nina won’t let you settle for just any old orgy, she wants it to be perfect, and we thank her for that) and exploring your latent bicurious tendencies – as well as the demand for MILF porn stars and ladies who do anal sex scenes because they love it, has kept Nina busy gracing our screens and fantasies. For today’s Photo Essay, we pay tribute to the incomparable Nina Hartley and all of her various porn personae by highlighting some of our favorite boxcovers from her hottest movies.
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The cover that started it all. Nina is such a playa. |
Even though she’s a Victorian Schoolmarm, Nina still looks vixenish and is perhaps plotting her next move in world domination. |
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Vintage Nina. Though her hair might be less… fluffy now, her tits, ass and lust for anal are still going strong. |
Happy Nina – she’s got boobies to play with! |
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| Nina also likes younger men. |
A softer side of Nina. Plus her ass. |
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| With an ass like that, it doesn’t matter that she’s wearing fringe like that. |
Motherly, nurturing Nina. Though we imagine she’s equally capable of unexpectedly spanking her costar thoroughly 10 seconds after this picture was taken. |
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| Nina rocks the stockings and garters and the glasses. |
Nina the teacher, showing some nip. . |
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| Nina can drain our balls anytime she needs or wants. Also we’ve got a cup of sugar with her name on it. Just in case. |
Nina rockin’ the latex and leather fetish look. |
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| Nina taking command while wearing unseaonable (but sexy) stockings and garters. |
Nina’s ass has never looked more spankable (or more targeted) than in this dress. |
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| As much as we love Ginger Lynn, our bets are on Nina, hands down. Though Ginger’s hair might be bigger. |
The fringe (and the title) is puzzling, but the sex is hot. We love watching Nina love girls. |
Did we miss a movie? Let us know in the comments.

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I met Brittany O’Connell on the set of This Ain’t Married with Children XXX which I believe is the only porn title with the word “children” in it. We see her here with Eric Swiss. They play Peg and Al Bundy.
“I left the business for a few years,” O’Connell said, “and never thought I would come back.”
What changed your mind?
“MILFs and Cougars,” she said. “It was like everything recharged. Whereas before a girl would get scared as she rounded 25, 26, now there’s a demands for women my age, and it’s great.”
While O’Connell looks like a feisty spitfire from Chicago or New York, she is a California native. And her Irishness speaks for itself.
We have no quotes from James Joyce or Brendan Behan with which to round out this St. Patrick’s Day story, but we will say we can see the map of Ireland on her face (with a map of Hawaii overlay).
I don’t know where I picked up my fascination with women with short hair, although I suspect it may have begun in third grade, with my French teacher. She was an American woman, but she taught French – I don’t know where I picked up the fascination with French women – that’s a total mystery. But I still perk up whenever I see a girl whose hair is cut above her shoulders. Like Brianna Beach in Cezar Capone’s SuperMILFs.

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Actually, I often think “the shorter the better”, and yes, that goes all the way to girls with shaved heads. There aren’t any shaved heads in SuperMILFs – the bald look isn’t really a MILF thing – but there is Dylan Ryder, who I never heard of before today but for whom I will now be looking out, eagerly.

I wonder if they speak French?
One day, if this porn thing pays off and I get really really rich, I am going to start a private zoo (not a zoo with nothing but Private porn stars, although that isn’t that bad an idea either). My zoo will have nothing but cougars in it. Each habitat will mimic the natural surroundings of the cougar, whether it is a nice mansion for Holly Halston –
– a tasteful hotel room for Janet Mason –

or a suburban home for Shy Love. The difference between my zoo and a real zoo, of course, will be that you will be allowed to put your face much closer to the cougars.

(Images from Chris Streams’ Crazy 4 Cougars)
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