Boxcover of the Day: Shane Diesel’s Cuckold Stories

Posted on December 9th, 2009 in Blowjob,Hardcore,MILF,Porn Movies,Porn Thoughts,Pornstars by hunterlee

How much do you have to love Syren De Mar (and Shane Diesel) for this boxcover?

Syren De Mar takes Shane Diesel's Big Cock in her mouth in Shane Diesel's Cuckold Stories
Shane Diesel‘s Cuckold Stories on
Streaming VOD, WMP Download and DVD

Though I’m not entirely sure what it says about me that my favorite boxcovers lately have all featured women getting throat-fucked and gagged with giant cocks.

Everybody loves Nina

Posted on November 19th, 2009 in anal,ass,Hardcore,MILF,Nina Hartley,Porn Movies,Porn Thoughts,Pornstars by hunterlee

Anal queen, bottled-up sexy librarian, vixen, minx, saucy cougar on the prowl, salacious lesbian lover, predatory Victorian schoolmarm, daring sexual educator… Nina Hartley does it all. And damn does she look good doing it. Her sexpertise – through her videos, Nina can teach you how to do most anything, from stripping to your partner, to having The Perfect Orgy (Nina won’t let you settle for just any old orgy, she wants it to be perfect, and we thank her for that) and exploring your latent bicurious tendencies – as well as the demand for MILF porn stars and ladies who do anal sex scenes because they love it, has kept Nina busy gracing our screens and fantasies. For today’s Photo Essay, we pay tribute to the incomparable Nina Hartley and all of her various porn personae by highlighting some of our favorite boxcovers from her hottest movies.

porn star Nina Hartley stars in Her First Older Woman #5 on adult VOD at Gamelink Nina Hartley stars in Lesbian Adventures: Victorian Love Letters at on Adult VOD GameLink
The cover that started it all. Nina is such a playa. Even though she’s a Victorian Schoolmarm, Nina still looks vixenish and is perhaps plotting her next move in world domination.
Deep Inside Nina Hartley on Adult VOD at GameLink.com Nina Hartley's Older Women, Younger Women #10 on Adult VOD at GameLink
Vintage Nina. Though her hair might be less… fluffy now, her tits, ass and lust for anal are still going strong. Happy Nina – she’s got boobies to play with!
Nina Hartley's Older Women, Younger Men #12 on Adult VOD at GameLink Nina and the Showgirls featuring porn star Nina Hartley on adult VOD at GameLink
Nina also likes younger men. A softer side of Nina. Plus her ass.
Nina Hartley stars in RuleBreaker on Adult VOD at GameLink Nina Hartley stars in Nina Loves Girls on Adult VOD at GameLink
With an ass like that, it doesn’t matter that she’s wearing fringe like that. Motherly, nurturing Nina. Though we imagine she’s equally capable of unexpectedly spanking her costar thoroughly 10 seconds after this picture was taken.
porn star Nina Hartley in Seasoned Players #2 on Adult VOD at GameLink Nina Hartley's Advanced Guide to Anal Sex for Men and Women on adult VOD at GameLink
Nina rocks the stockings and garters and the glasses. Nina the teacher, showing some nip. .
Nina Hartley stars in 40 Something XXXtra #4 on Adult VOD at GameLink Nina Hartley's Guide to Erotic Bondage on Adult VOD at GameLink
Nina can drain our balls anytime she needs or wants. Also we’ve got a cup of sugar with her name on it. Just in case. Nina rockin’ the latex and leather fetish look.
Nina Hartley stars in Older Women and Younger Women #4 on Adult VOD at GameLink Nina Hartley's Guide to Spanking on Adult VOD at GameLink
Nina taking command while wearing unseaonable (but sexy) stockings and garters. Nina’s ass has never looked more spankable (or more targeted) than in this dress.
Battle of Superstars: Nina Hartley vs Ginger Lynn on Adult VOD at GameLink Nina Hartley and Helen Duval star in The Dutch Anal Bitch #10 on Adult VOD at GameLink
As much as we love Ginger Lynn, our bets are on Nina, hands down. Though Ginger’s hair might be bigger. The fringe (and the title) is puzzling, but the sex is hot. We love watching Nina love girls.

Did we miss a movie? Let us know in the comments.

Brittany O’Connell: What to do when Irish eyes, other parts, are smiling

Posted on March 17th, 2009 in MILF,Porn People,Pornstars by Gram

Brittanny O'Connell
Buy Brittany O’Connell DVDs |
Watch Brittany O’Connell movies on VOD

I met Brittany O’Connell on the set of This Ain’t Married with Children XXX which I believe is the only porn title with the word “children” in it. We see her here with Eric Swiss. They play Peg and Al Bundy.

“I left the business for a few years,” O’Connell said, “and never thought I would come back.”

What changed your mind?

MILFs and Cougars,” she said. “It was like everything recharged. Whereas before a girl would get scared as she rounded 25, 26, now there’s a demands for women my age, and it’s great.”

While O’Connell looks like a feisty spitfire from Chicago or New York, she is a California native. And her Irishness speaks for itself.

We have no quotes from James Joyce or Brendan Behan with which to round out this St. Patrick’s Day story, but we will say we can see the map of Ireland on her face (with a map of Hawaii overlay).

Short-Haired Girls, You Make The Rockin’ World Go Round

Posted on February 19th, 2009 in MILF,Porn Movies,Pornstars by P. Weasels

I don’t know where I picked up my fascination with women with short hair, although I suspect it may have begun in third grade, with my French teacher. She was an American woman, but she taught French – I don’t know where I picked up the fascination with French women – that’s a total mystery. But I still perk up whenever I see a girl whose hair is cut above her shoulders. Like Brianna Beach in Cezar Capone’s SuperMILFs.

SuperMILFs Brianna Beach
Buy SuperMILFs | Watch SuperMILFs on VOD

Actually, I often think “the shorter the better”, and yes, that goes all the way to girls with shaved heads. There aren’t any shaved heads in SuperMILFs – the bald look isn’t really a MILF thing – but there is Dylan Ryder, who I never heard of before today but for whom I will now be looking out, eagerly.

SuperMILFs Dylan Ryder

I wonder if they speak French?

Cougars On Display

Posted on February 17th, 2009 in MILF,Porn Movies by P. Weasels

One day, if this porn thing pays off and I get really really rich, I am going to start a private zoo (not a zoo with nothing but Private porn stars, although that isn’t that bad an idea either). My zoo will have nothing but cougars in it. Each habitat will mimic the natural surroundings of the cougar, whether it is a nice mansion for Holly Halston

– a tasteful hotel room for Janet Mason

Janet Mason Crazy for Cougars

or a suburban home for Shy Love. The difference between my zoo and a real zoo, of course, will be that you will be allowed to put your face much closer to the cougars.

Shy Love Crazy for Cougars

(Images from Chris Streams’ Crazy 4 Cougars)