Hanna Hilton pours some “Sugar” on thee

Posted on December 4th, 2008 in ass,Blowjob,Boobs,Hardcore,Pussy by Gram
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The Vivid movie “Sugar” (not to be confused with Dave Naz’ Vivid movie “Sugar Town” – both released within a month of each other), is a collection of vignettes written by veteran porniste Paul Thomas and directed by Chuck Lords. Without knowing beforehand that Thomas wrote the movie, there was something about its setups that made me think the movie was trying to be a Golden Age-era porn film that was stuck with today’s performers.

This is not a criticism of Hanna Hilton, whose delicious frame is featured in two scenes, but some of the setups didn’t make sense to me, like the girlfriend wanting to meet her boyfriend’s hooker. Maybe this would have some traction in the 70′s, but in a corporate porn setup it seemed out of place. Only Kelly Wells, who seems like a throwback to the unrestrained but souped-up plain janes common to early-70′s porn seemed at place in the film.

And what does the title “Sugar” mean?

Despite these concerns, watching “Sugar” (and Hanna Hilton, Wells, and Lorena Sanchez, especially) was sweet.

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Enter the Clam

Posted on November 3rd, 2008 in fetish,Porn Thoughts,Pussy by Gram

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The company that brought you “Japanese Whale Hunt” is scaling down to the noble clam. Third World Media’s “Hairless Asian Clams” is, like its mammalian counterpart, marine in title only. It also begs the zen question “Is a clam a clam when there’s hair on it?” I am not old enough to remember when it was the style for women to have pubic hair beyond a landing strip, but it is my impression that only when a vagina is shaved does it become a clam. Am I right?

A memory stirs of the term “bearded clam.” Is that a vagina or is that a vagina that is shaved a certain way? And who will teach me Japanese fast enough so that I can ask Haruna Sakurai myself?

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Sasha Grey in “Pure”

Posted on August 4th, 2008 in fetish,Hardcore,Pornstars,Pussy by Gram

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I hope it doesn’t get boring to you to hear that Sasha Grey can be a riveting performer no matter who she’s working with, and she seems to have the ability to make less than stellar porn movies watchable just because she’s so fun to look at.

Ethan Kane’s “Pure” is not a less than stellar movie. It’s stylish and (small “v”) vivid and doesn’t make the mistake of forgetting the substance, even if it is awash in a lot of style. It is a vignette movie stocked with many other dark-eyed, saucy minxes who aren’t the type of blowsy waitresses with hearts of gold who give comfort to truckers, but instead the type of porn actresses who secretly mock those jerking off to them. But no matter. Technology does not allow us to monitor the thoughts of our porn actresses – yet.

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This reviewer did not like director Kane’s feature “Carolina Jones” but the vignette style really suits both director and cast in “Pure,” which also features Veronique Vega and Jessica Valentina.

Buy “Pure” here.

People all over the world: start a Girl Train

Posted on July 24th, 2008 in ass,Lesbians,Pussy by Gram

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Not that she’d do it, but I think that if Belladonna said, “Grams, I am going to steal your car and total it in Mexico,” I would seriously think about letting her do it. That’s how charming she is.

This is why we can forgive anything, and willingly suspend our disbelief, when she asks us to accept that she, Dana DeArmond, and Bobbi Starr are having a sleepover truth or dare session when any goddamn person knows that none of those people needs the pretense of a “dare” to do any of the filthy things they do on this 2-disc set. Especially when it is clearly broad daylight.

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I suppose the American Sleepover Truth or Dare Council might be peeved, but I expect you to roll right over this. I mean, look at how happy they are.

In the extensive research undertaken to provide just the right title for this shameless display of porno-Sapphic exertions, I happened on this very funny animation to the O’Jays’ song “Love Train.”

(Look at it here.)

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Sasha Grey in “Kiss Attack”

Posted on July 10th, 2008 in Hardcore,Porn Movies,Pussy by Gram

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The comic book/vampire porn “Kiss Attack,” directed by Carlos Batts and featuring, among others, Sasha Grey, April Flores and Sara Vandalla, was a labor of love to make and a labor of love to watch. Love of Sasha Grey, April Flores, and Sara Vandalla, that is.

Here is Sasha in some retro-pubes with Alex Gonz. “Kiss Attack” will be available next week from Gamelink and producer Adam & Eve.