Maybe it’s because I’m a big fan of David Letterman, but I have always found women with a little gap in their teeth adorable. Now that the government has started eradicating Asian schoolgirls in secret desert labs, could Gappies be the next big niche?
I didn’t realize I had a quorum of personal Gappy interactions until I looked at this picture of the juicy Kirra Lynne and some loser from the set of Oh No! There’a A Negro in My Daughter 2. That opened up the floodgates.
And here’s the enchanting Hollie Stevens in my car. Lest you be jealous, she was talking to another man on the phone.
And here’s the wonderful Belladonna. Bella has since had some dental work done and, I have to tell you, it’s like an already perfect person getting a boob job. Belladonna will never lose her appeal, though, even as she loses her spinach retention prowess.
An interesting sidebar to this is a term popularized by Ashley Blue, sitting next to Belladonna. That term was “meeth,” which is the kind of teeth people tend to rock when they use a lot of meth. No one in this post has meeth.
Finally, who could forget Nikki Nievez? Nikki always seems to be unfairly placed as an also-ran to Belladonna and Naudia Nyce in the Dirty Gappy department, but you and I know she is utterly devastating.
And did she squirt on my glasses? Yes she did. You can be jealous of that, if you want.