Even the fact that 90% of the world’s porn stars live in LA isn’t a good enough reason to consider moving there, but these pictures of the delicious Penny Flame (with Phoenix Marie in the background) in Voodoo House’s Busty Loads 2 having hot public sex in exactly the same video store that Gianna Michaels stripped down in for the first volume is a powerful incentive.
That’s pretty much all I’ve got. “Penny Flame is in my ears and in my eyes.”
See, in the porn world you can create an entire movie based on what sounds, at least for the five seconds it takes to say it, like a cool title.
Then, when you realize that a Beatles reference can’t sustain an entire porn movie, nor would many people buy a movie (at least off a reputable site like Gamelink) featuring even the delightful Penny Flame putting things in people’s ears and eyes, you suddenly regret the 10,000 boxcovers you ordered.
It’s an odd world we live in where “Let’s Make Penny Flame’s Boobs Shake While We Rail Her” would sell more than “Penny Flame Is In My Ears And In My Eyes.”
Some people think that drama follows porn stars around, or that they leave drama in their wake. But let’s be magnanimous and say that this is the exception and not the rule, and make haste to the case of Jean Jacobs who, as Jean Laconia, first made a video for a Connecticut firm called Real Passion Productions and then went on to film two scenes for Harmony Films and then Vivid, claiming that both were her first scenes ever.
Regardless of this, Laconia, who has now chosen the name Jean Jacobs, is hot like fire, and isn’t that the point? Tall and taut but also just zaftig enough to appeal to older fans who remember when many porn stars enjoyed eating, Jacobs stars in Greedy Video’s “I Film Myself 7″ (along with equally charming Penny Flame) in a solo scene among solo scenes, the conceit being that each girl has her own camera so that, conceivably, the viewer is shown what turns on the star about herself.
If you’re like me, you watch a scene like this and are left not caring what her name is, just that she’s there.