Finally, Being a Porn Reviewer Pays Off

You may think that writing reviews of porn is all cake and summer days, but I am here to tell you that it has its downside, about which I shall not maunder here.
However, soon I am going to be receiving a Sarah Palin blowup doll from the good people at Topco, my adentures with which I will surely chronicle in astonishing detail.
I do not yet know what she looks like, but I hope it comes with glasses.






