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Gay Porn Spider-Man
Thanks to Miss Bounce for alerting me to an awesome story in which twin brothers Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney, a pair of New Jersey brothers who have been appearing in online gay porn since 2002, were arrested after breaking into a beauty shop through the roof. It was subsequently announced that the two are suspects in dozens of similar burglaries committed over the past 18 months throughout New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Delaware.
The best part of the story is not that they were gay, or twins, or porn stars, or even that they are gay twin porn stars. No, the best part is that it took a “multistate task force” to bring them down, and this is why:
Taleon, who police believe is a trained gymnast and karate expert, has used his athleticism to make several daring escapes from police.
He was handcuffed in the back of a moving police cruiser after a 2006 drug arrest in Clementon, N.J., when he broke out the glass with his head and jumped into a lake while still handcuffed, police Chief Dave Kunkel said.
“He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers, saying, ‘You’ll never catch me,” Kunkel told the Daily News.
Taleon turned himself in a week later.
In January 2007, Taleon jumped 30 feet from the roof of a Camden, N.J., liquor store and swam across the frigid Cooper River before he was caught, police said.
“I told him he should have signed up for the Olympics,” Zucker said. “The prosecutor and I even referred to him as Spider-Man.”
The only thing left to wonder is what Keyontyli’s powers are, and why he is not using them.
Read the whole story here:
Twin Porn Actors Charged In Burglary
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