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The standard agent for making one’s ass shiny for porn titles like “Big Sloppy Asses” is baby oil. Smarter directors wipe the baby oil off before actual sex happens so that the male talent doesn’t take a running jump at the female performer and slide off.

This movie packs much back. In fact, what I at first thought were Jayden James‘ and Alexis Texas‘ ankles under the title are in actuality three more asses.

Also, the initials of this title are those of the Boy Scouts of America. Last I checked, however, there were no merit badges in Ass Slopping.

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