Nadya Suleman Plays the Porn Version of Strike and Counter Strike

Posted on February 26th, 2009 in Celebrity Porn,Porn Thoughts by P. Weasels

Nadya Suleman Octomom

Vivid, Pink Visual sees your $1 million and raises you…diapers?

In the wake of Vivid’s million dollar porn offer to OctoMom Nadya Suleman, another adult company has their hat in the ring with a counter offer. Pink Visual has put a year’s worth of diapers on the table – figuratively speaking – on the condition that Suleman not accept the Vivid offer.

This opens up a whole new world of exciting diplomatic maneuvering for porn companies to bid for the public’s attention. This is exactly the kind of thing you would think Hustler and Girls Gone Wild would be getting in on.

It is difficult to guess, only knowing Nadya Suleman through her few public actions, what she will choose to do. I suppose remaining above it all is an option, but it seems likely that her need to be noticed will trump any urge to maintain a dignified silence.

And what will she do if the offers get more attractive? Pink Visual’s offer already includes no porn at all – what if, for instance, Digital Playground chimes in with an offer for a non-sex role in return for being allowed to live rent-free in that house with the spiral staircase that Marco Banderas is always fucking people on?

What if Hustler offers her free Hustler apparel – eight sets of tiny T-shirts that say “Relax – It’s Just Sex”, in increasing sizes – in exchange for a denunciation of the healthcare system and support for Larry Flynt’s appeal to Congress for billions in bailout money?

I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

Update: OctoMom turns down Vivid offer of $1 million to show her babymaker

“I think it’s kind of funny that I got offered a million dollars to make porn,” Suleman begins adding, “those guys at Vivid video must be nuts! Who wants to see me naked? Maybe in a year when the baby fat goes away.” she jokes.

Still, Octo-Mom admits she’d never let Vivid get off that cheap. “Of course, if I have more kids I may have to ask for two million dollars.”

More kids? Say what?!?!?!

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