OctoMom: Vivid’s Million Dollar MILF

Posted on February 25th, 2009 in Celebrity Porn by P. Weasels

You can say what you want about the ethical solvency of a woman who cranks out 14 babies in two batches when she knows she can’t support them all, but there is absolutely no doubt about Vivid‘s moral fiber. Not in my mind anyway.

The adult entertainment giant that brought you the first hardcore porn appearances of Kim Kardashian and Kelli McCarty has taken its first steps into the charity business, offering Nadya Suleman (or Solomon, or Dowd, or Guitierrez, depending on when you catch her) “up to a million dollars” to appear in a Vivid movie, and possibly more (including full medical and dental insurance) if she agrees to become a Vivid contract girl, thereby underwriting her quest to stay off welfare.

Nadya Suleman Octomom

A lot of questions, not all of them, perhaps, as serious as they might be, come to mind. Like how are the other Vivid Girls going to feel about this? Will the new entrance requirements for the most exclusive club in porn make the girls who are already there nervous?

If Nadya Suleman turns down the offer (or even if she takes it), will we see, in 10 or 11 months, a rash of multiple births starring women looking for a career in porn and a lifetime supply of medicine and fillings?

What will the subject of Nadya Suleman’s porn movie be about? Will it be a Paul Thomas comedy, or something with a plot? If she becomes a contract girl, will she be required to make 8 movies, each looking very much the same but having different names?

Suleman was reportedly already paid more than $300,000 for an appearance on NBC’s Today show, which means that Vivid estimates Nadya Suleman naked and fucking as worth up to something like $700,000. What activities does that break down to? Could she be giving a $100K blowjob? and what is the top money for? Would Vivid require her to do double anal for the big money?

Or is Vivid going to get her knocked up again and make a foray into preggo porn?

So many questions, not nearly enough answers.

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