“Aren’t I sexy?” she said, thinking we would laugh at our jest.
Yes, we said. You would be sexy, Alexis Texas, even if you wore glasses.
As America’s Beloved Porn Journalist and a faithful Gamelink employee, it is my job to humanize the adult industry and make it accessible to you, even as it gets slipperier and slipperier.
The standard agent for making one’s ass shiny for porn titles like “Big Sloppy Asses” is baby oil. Smarter directors wipe the baby oil off before actual sex happens so that the male talent doesn’t take a running jump at the female performer and slide off.
Also, the initials of this title are those of the Boy Scouts of America. Last I checked, however, there were no merit badges in Ass Slopping.
Now and then we receive compilation DVDs like New Sensations’ “Fantasy All-Stars 8,” featuring everyone from stars-of-the-moment like Ashlynn Brooke, Alexis Texas, and Gianna, veterans along the lines of Jenna Haze and Katie Morgan, and (virtual) retirees like Carmen Luvana, whose scene with Randy Spears from “Carmen Goes to College” is one of the 12 offerings on this two-DVD set.
As you’ve doubtless heard, it’s not as easy selling porn today as it used to be, what with so much of it just being given away on the Internet, so compilations abound, and even if they’re not very good, it’s not like producers have to worry about paying residuals to the performers. Luckily, “Fantasy All-Stars 8″ is worth your cash even if, like many comps, what it doesn’t provide is context.
That said, I’ll make one for you.
Carmen’s scene was filmed in 2002, a few years before she moved from being the face of New Sensations to being an even more famous contract star for Adam & Eve, from which she (more or less) stepped aside this year. “We’ll see her now and then,” an Adam & Eve source said, “but she needed a break from the adult business.”
So in this compilation we see Luvana between boob jobs and before she became a huge star. Incidentally, we also see Spears in a non-Wicked movie, which would not happen today now that he is exclusive to that company.
This is one of those DVDs that unintentionally provides a snapshot of several generations of porn stars, since turnover in porn is so fast. We see Julia Bond and Lacie Heart (later to be a Vivid and Digital Playground contract player), both no longer in the business, as well as Ava Rose before her own Adam & Eve contract. And, not for nothing, even if Eva Angelina probably has hundreds of scenes “in the can” prior to her impending motherhood this fall, what better time than now to begin hoarding her scenes, too?
New-Series Premieres December 27th and Features
3-Delicious Jana Cova Girl-Girl Scenes
Digital Playground debuts its new Video Nasty series with the release of “Jana Cova: Video Nasty” on December 27th. The always seductively sexy Jana Cova delivers three tasty girl-girl scenes, with the hottest of scenes belonging to Jana Cova and Shay Jordan(TM) (Best New Starlet nominee, 2008 AVN Awards). With a production that co-stars Sammie Rhodes, Andie Valentino, Alexis Texas, Heather Gables, Adrianna Nicole and Lisa A. Daniels, it’s clear that Digital Playground stays true to its manta and continues to deliver the “hottest girls” and the “highest quality.” “Jana Cova: Video Nasty” is directed by Celeste, and produced by Digital Playground production duo, Sam & Joone.