A Shot to the Mouth – and you’re to blame

Posted on May 8th, 2009 in Porn Movies by Gram

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“Boy, that sure sounds like a porn movie,” I said when I received A Shot to the Mouth — a movie featuring 80 oral cumshots and which features a bejizmed Ashlynn Brooke on the cover. “But it probably isn’t, since millennial culture tells us to doubt the obvious.”

Instead, I reasoned, it was probably some gritty neo-noir about the boxing industry, like “The Wrestler.”

But no, my rational self countered, it came in a box with a bunch of other porn movies. It’s probably a porn movie itself.

“No way, Dude,” I said, “A title like Shot to the Mouth is too on the nose – or all over the mouth – for a porn movie. It’s probably some Michael Moore wakeup call about the commercial dentistry.”

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I guess all these thoughtful, brainy porns like “Dirtpipe Milkshakes” and anything with Madison Young in have made me doubt myself.

Because yes, A Shot in the Mouth is a porn movie about women gettting jizz bombs dumped on them.

(And I must say it is pretty great. With each scene clocking in at around two minutes with nothing but what led directly to the money shot, each segment is, pardon the expression, the cream of the movie it was taken from.)

Go figure.

Carmen Luvana from 2002

Posted on September 9th, 2008 in ass,Boobs,GameLink,Hardcore by Gram

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Now and then we receive compilation DVDs like New Sensations’ “Fantasy All-Stars 8,” featuring everyone from stars-of-the-moment like Ashlynn Brooke, Alexis Texas, and Gianna, veterans along the lines of Jenna Haze and Katie Morgan, and (virtual) retirees like Carmen Luvana, whose scene with Randy Spears from “Carmen Goes to College” is one of the 12 offerings on this two-DVD set.

As you’ve doubtless heard, it’s not as easy selling porn today as it used to be, what with so much of it just being given away on the Internet, so compilations abound, and even if they’re not very good, it’s not like producers have to worry about paying residuals to the performers. Luckily, “Fantasy All-Stars 8″ is worth your cash even if, like many comps, what it doesn’t provide is context.

That said, I’ll make one for you.

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Carmen’s scene was filmed in 2002, a few years before she moved from being the face of New Sensations to being an even more famous contract star for Adam & Eve, from which she (more or less) stepped aside this year. “We’ll see her now and then,” an Adam & Eve source said, “but she needed a break from the adult business.”

So in this compilation we see Luvana between boob jobs and before she became a huge star. Incidentally, we also see Spears in a non-Wicked movie, which would not happen today now that he is exclusive to that company.

This is one of those DVDs that unintentionally provides a snapshot of several generations of porn stars, since turnover in porn is so fast. We see Julia Bond and Lacie Heart (later to be a Vivid and Digital Playground contract player), both no longer in the business, as well as Ava Rose before her own Adam & Eve contract. And, not for nothing, even if Eva Angelina probably has hundreds of scenes “in the can” prior to her impending motherhood this fall, what better time than now to begin hoarding her scenes, too?

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Ashlynn Brooke at the Adult Entertainment Expo (AVN Awards)

Posted on January 12th, 2008 in Adult Industry Events,Adult Movie Awards,GameLink,Porn People,Pornstars by admin

One of GameLink’s favorite new performers of 2007, Ashlynn Brooke had a headache when we saw her, but she still looked scrumptious!Ashlynn Brooke

Get to Know Your Best New Starlets!

Posted on December 14th, 2007 in Adult Movie Awards,Pornstars by Gram

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Porn is built on the backs and other parts of the young, so even if you don’t understand the necessity of a Film awards versus a Video award at next year’s AVN honors, the importance of newcomers to the porn business is paramount. This year, there are 15 nominees for the Best New Starlet trophy:

Alexis Love
Alexis Texas
Ashlynn Brooke
Audrey Bitoni
Bree Olson
Casey Parker
Lela Star
Lorena Sanchez
Maya Hills
Natasha Nice
Paulina James
Renae Cruz
Shay Jordan
Tera Wray
Veronique Vega

…all of whom are represented in titles available at GameLink.com.

An award that has been presented since the inception of the AVN’s, the Best New Starlet award has gone to the likes of Stormy Daniels, Kylie Ireland, Tera Patrick, and Jenna Jameson, all of whom will be present at January’s awards.

Other notables include Cytherea, who may or may not be in attendance in January, Violet Blue, who is undergoing a messy identity lawsuit with a sex blogger of the same name choice, and Alisha Klass, Seymore Butts’ original “Tushy Girl”.

All in all, the Best New Starlet award is a prestige award at AVN. While an informal poll around the office revealed that there were many BNS honorees we’d never heard of (Jennifer Stewart, Victoria Paris), there were far more, like Ginger Lynn and , who had made lasting impressions and have stayed in the business.

This year there are six contract girls in the group: Casey Parker for Shane’s World, Paulina James for Sex Z Pictures, Bree Olsen for Adam & Eve, Tera Wray for Pleasure Productions, and Lela Star for ClubJenna. Digital Playground’s Shay Jordan is also in the running, though only her name is new – prior to her Digital Playground contract she performed as Hunni B’laze.

For every California-style girl next door like Parker, Olson, and Ashlyn Brooke, there are also exotic firecrackers like Veronique Vega and Audrey Bitoni. There are multilingual stars like Lorena Sanchez of “Black Worm” fame and the Siberian/Eskimo hybrid Maya Hills. Hills is an interesting case because she started in the business in 2005, left, and came back. I guess the “new” qualification refers to the amount of time total one has been in the porn world.

Here might come a day when students can recite the names of AVN Best New Starlet winners the way they do state capitals, confusing Stormy with Savannah Stern the way they do Bismarck with Pierre, and remembering Montpelier which, like Naomi, has a big ass.

Ashlynn Brooke Lands Sexy Cheri Centerfold

Posted on December 1st, 2007 in Pornstars by admin

Ashlynn BrookeOne of the hottest new faces in porn, sexy blonde Ashlynn Brooke has landed the centerfold of "The World’s Hottest Sex Mag," Cheri.

Cheri girls range from well-known porn stars to exotic dancers to up-and-coming European models to the “girls next door.” Their mix of American and European photographers and models gives the book a lush variety of looks and photographic approaches, from the natural and earthy to high glamour. Rounding it out with the steamiest letters, porn star interviews, and insightful adult video reviews, Cheri is the ultimate sexual companion!

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