Sunny Leone = Perfect Big Tits.

Posted on January 4th, 2010 in Boobs,Porn Movies,Porn Thoughts,Pornstars by hunterlee

Sunny Leone has big tits

I just wanted to point out that Sunny Leone’s breasts are perfect. (They’re also perfect in the movie.)

Porn Title of the Week: “Jugs of Authority”

Posted on April 15th, 2009 in Boobs,Porn Movies by Gram

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First, a short essay from Steve Martin (long before The New Yorker came calling):

SHE HAD THE JUGS

Yes, she was witty; she was intelligent. She was born of high station. She spoke and walked proudly. She was the kind who displayed nobility, who showed style and class. But above all, she had the jugs.

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Many people called her by her last name; some closer friends had a confidence with her and shared the intimacy of her first name. But to me, she was always “Lady jugs a-plenty.”

It is true. She was clever and she was charming, but above all, she had the jugs.

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That is what I thought of when Hustler’s sloppy boobtastic Busty Beauties: Jugs of Authority arrived here at Gamelink South. Not only was I put in mind of something that delighted me as a teen (Steve Martin’s story) but also of something that delighted me always (big boobs and the danger of being broadsided by same).

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To the movie’s credit, there is no one in this movie who squeaks by with not-as-big boobs. Nor are there gargantuan screen-smearing boobs, either. Just healthy, pendulous cans parked on women who are in some sort of leadership position (most likely by virtue of their pendulous cans) like Jada Fire, Abbey Brooks, and Rachel Solari.

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My favorite scene was between Sascha and Violet Addamson, who I’ve never seen before and who utters the line “Let’s do it in the archives.”

Kylie Ireland Still Looks Good

Posted on March 17th, 2009 in Pornstars by admin

What better way to spend St. Patrick’s Day than in Ireland? Kylie Ireland, that is! Zing!

Kylie still looks incredible – better, in fact, than she did when she started working in porn in 1994. Sure, she was pretty then, with her blonde hair and small, natural tits –

young Kylie Ireland

But take a look at Kylie Ireland now – that deep red hair, those big, luscious boobs, that ripe figure…

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In a business that’s not always kind to women, Kylie’s one of the few stars who has aged well enough that she’s just as appealing fifteen years later as she was when she arrived. So raise a glass on St. Paddy’s day to this sexy redhead – here’s to Kylie Ireland!

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MMMM…Mandy Morbid

Posted on January 28th, 2009 in alt porn,Boobs by P. Weasels

After watching Mandy Morbid in Kimberly Kane’s Live In My Secrets and Hospital, both from Vivid-Alt, I am in love with her unbelievably ripe and luscious body.

Mandy Morbid

After reading her blog, I want to get a Wii, learn how to play it, find out what games she likes, get really good at them, find a way to meet her, play games with her (probably while sneaking looks at her as she jumps around, which I understand you do with Wiis), buy her some sort of stuffed animal that is really weird but still cute, like a leather pig wearing a flying helmet or something, and just, you know, bask near her.

Mandy Morbid

Porn Stars On My Desk: Eva Angelina

Posted on March 18th, 2008 in GameLink,Pornstars by P. Weasels

Eva Angelina, winner of this year’s Best Actress AVN Award, came to visit the GameLink compound Friday, and sat at my desk and bared all.

I asked her if she was really smart, or if the glasses just made her look that way. She said she wasn’t really all that smart (which is a shame, because my next question was going to be “Are you smarter than Sasha Grey?”), but that she was more street smart than book smart.

We took her out in the street, and it turns out she looked pretty good there, too.

Eva Angelina flashes her naked boobs