Some Jenny Hendrix Anal Experience Required

Posted on April 21st, 2009 in Porn Movies by Gram

Jenny Hendrix and Manuel Ferrara
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One day, while Jenny Hendrix was giving Manuel Ferrara a handjob, he tried to put his penis in her ass, and she refused!

“Fuck you!” he says. “You never give me your asshole.”

“Fuck you!” she says. “You never buy me jewelry.”

Hendrix delivers this dialogue, in her mall makeup, with real vehemence. I felt like I was tapping the phone calls of half the state of Florida when I heard this.

The Jenny Hendrix Anal Experience is not what I expected from Evil Angel in that it actually has a story. When she discovers DVDs of Manuel getting from other girls what she denied him (“I feel like it’s my fault!” she says) Hendrix enlists the help of friends like Aubrey Adams and the deliciously asstastic Delilah Strong to gently guide her anus to readiness for Ferrara. I almost wanted a “McGyver”-style montage sequence with increasingly bigger things (plugs, fists, manatees) going up Hendrix’ triangle.

Her girlfriends encourage her to make a revenge tape, and Hendrix becomes so proficient that she wins Ferrara back.

Of course, the implications of a woman’s value in a relationship are dire in this video, but porn is all about the fantasy, after all, and The Jenny Hendrix Anal Experience is a funny, sexy, and well-directed movie. Left unresolved, however, is whether or not Hendrix ever got that jewelry.

Loona Luxx on a hardwood floor, Manuel Ferrara on Loona Luxx

Posted on February 13th, 2009 in Boobs,Hardcore,Porn Movies,Pornstars by Gram

Loona Luxx and Manuel Ferrara

I met Loona Luxx in Las Vegas and she explained the etymology of her porn name, which included, but was not limited to, “crazy.”

“There is the ‘crazy,’ there is the ‘light,” she said, “There is the ‘moon.’”

Loona Luxx and Manuel Ferrara

I just found myself thinking It would be great if she were naked right now.

Loona Luxx and Manuel Ferrara

Luxx later walked the AVN Awards red carpet with Manuel Ferrara, who is a no-nonsense porn star and very amiable gentleman, highly ranked by porn stars in the know. Still later, I got a copy of his movie “Slutty and Sluttier 6,” featuring his pairing with Luxx in the very first scene.

They fuck on a hardwood floor and, at one point, it appears he tries to pick her up by her vagina. A sunlit room, a squeaky floor, a dirty camera lens, an excellent scene.

I could tell they liked each other on the red carpet; it was fun seeing one of the reasons why.

Jandi Lin in the Middle

Posted on February 10th, 2009 in Porn Movies by P. Weasels

If I had enough body parts, I would do these things to Jandi Lin all by myself, so I would not have to share her with anyone.

I only have the one set of parts, though, so I guess I will just have to do it twice.

(Images from Jonni Darkko’s Asian Fucking Nation 3)

Is Jamie Elle Big Enough?

Posted on February 2nd, 2009 in Porn Movies by P. Weasels

Jamie Elle is only 5’2″ tall! She looks like John Strong and Marco Banderas, seen here poling her silly in a garage in Manuel Ferrara’s Evil Anal 8, should be bonking cock-heads somewhere around her sternum.

She’s a gamer, though, takes it like a champ.

Jamie Elle Evil Anal #8

People all over the world: start a Girl Train

Posted on July 24th, 2008 in ass,Lesbians,Pussy by Gram

Girl Train 1

Not that she’d do it, but I think that if Belladonna said, “Grams, I am going to steal your car and total it in Mexico,” I would seriously think about letting her do it. That’s how charming she is.

This is why we can forgive anything, and willingly suspend our disbelief, when she asks us to accept that she, Dana DeArmond, and Bobbi Starr are having a sleepover truth or dare session when any goddamn person knows that none of those people needs the pretense of a “dare” to do any of the filthy things they do on this 2-disc set. Especially when it is clearly broad daylight.

Girl Train 2

I suppose the American Sleepover Truth or Dare Council might be peeved, but I expect you to roll right over this. I mean, look at how happy they are.

In the extensive research undertaken to provide just the right title for this shameless display of porno-Sapphic exertions, I happened on this very funny animation to the O’Jays’ song “Love Train.”

(Look at it here.)

Buy “Girl Train” here.