Tampa is for (bukkake) lovers

Posted on April 29th, 2009 in gangbang,Porn Movies by Gram

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You know, after watching several videos from Florida-based Dirty D, I have determined that the Magic Kingdom is Tampa, not Disneyworld. It seems like everyone in the metro Tampa area is either some ripe, loser-loving stripper or some aw shucks, stripper-loving loser. My question is, What am I doing being a loser all the way out here when I could be battling gators and depositing loads on strippers?

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Don’t get me wrong: to watch the juicy Candi Apple shade her mouth under the overhanging guts of the faceless men who crowd their cocks around her is to watch someone in the throes of being Superficially Bright. No one could be convinced that this is what Ms. Apple would rather be doing for the thousand bucks she might have received that day. But there is no doubt that she looks good doing it, and the unspoken agreement between bukkake pitcher and bukkake catcher is that she is loving every minute of it.

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Finding your motivation in a gangbang

Posted on February 25th, 2009 in gangbang,Porn Movies by Gram

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In the big Blowjob Class Gangbang scene in Christoph Clark’s excellent Whores D’oeuvre, I caught out of the corner of my eye (I think it was my eye) the woman on the far left. She appears to be either saying “Who, me?” to the blonde dude across the room or else saying, “Look busy look busy look busy look busy Oh! Hold my own tits.”

I would like to think that any camera following me through a gangbang would never catch me looking anything but determined and confident but, as I always say, Who needs confidence when you’ve got boobs?

Ask anyone: I really do always say that.

Lena Cova’s First Gangbang

Posted on February 20th, 2009 in gangbang,Porn Movies,Pornstars by P. Weasels

Not only is this Lena Cova’s First Gangbang, this is my first Lena Cova. You’d think I would have noticed a girl this cute before.

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I’m going to remember her from now on, though; doesn’t she look friendly? Just look at that adorable smile.

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I wish everybody’s first gangbang were as much fun as Lena Cova’s looks like it is.

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Bobbi Starr’s Dating Habits

Posted on February 18th, 2009 in Porn Movies by P. Weasels

All these years I have been avoiding unnecessary hanging out in public bathrooms because “you never know who you’re going to meet there” and now it turns out that Bobbi Starr uses them as meeting places when she’s lonely…

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She looks so friendly, so happy to meet people. This, I have to say, is not how I pictured the atmosphere in the sort of public bathrooms I was warned about.

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I can’t believe I was missing out on this all these years. Thanks a LOT, mom.

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(Images from Bobbi Starr and Dana DeArmond’s Insatiable Adventure)

More Transsexual Gangbang

Posted on March 28th, 2008 in gangbang,Pornstars,Shemale by P. Weasels

As mentioned earlier in the week, transsexual pornstar Wendy Williams has put together the world’s first interracial transsexual gangbang. To learn more about the private habits of the very busy t-girl, go here.

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