Two Reasons to Watch – Plus Some Porn Stars

Posted on March 20th, 2009 in Porn Movies,Pornstars by admin

In an event some around the office are calling “miraculous” and “impossible to believe”, two funny porn comedies landed on my desk this week. They are New Sensations’ The Office – A XXX Parody and Wicked’s Whack Job. I can’t reveal why they are funny, but I can show you pictures of two of the funniest moments and then you can go see for yourself. Of course, you are also going to want to see some naked people fucking, so to entice you, I will also show you some pictures of naked people fucking. Can you guess what is happening in this picture from Whack Job, or why it’s funny?

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Probably not, but to soothe you, here is a picture of Roxy DeVille about to be penetrated by Tommy Gunn. This isn’t funny.

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It’s a little more likely that you could guess what is happening in this frame from The Office

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But if you can’t, soothe your thinking bone with another picture of fucking – this time it’s Faye Reagan going after Gianna Michaels with a strapon and a big dildo.

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Now go and watch the whole thing. Both of them.

Titty Smash

Posted on February 5th, 2009 in Boobs,Pornstars by P. Weasels

It might be just me, but I think that even with the help of some of the world’s greatest cosmetic surgeons, Carmella Bing is outmatched here by Gianna Michaels‘ natural endowments.

The look on Carmella’s face says she clearly finds my judgment faulty – she can’t believe I’d say that. Well, Carmella, next time let me inspect the four of you in person.

Damn, We Love Penny Flame

Posted on February 4th, 2009 in Penny Flame,Porn Movies by P. Weasels

Even the fact that 90% of the world’s porn stars live in LA isn’t a good enough reason to consider moving there, but these pictures of the delicious Penny Flame (with Phoenix Marie in the background) in Voodoo House’s Busty Loads 2 having hot public sex in exactly the same video store that Gianna Michaels stripped down in for the first volume is a powerful incentive.

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Watch Gianna Michaels!

Posted on June 5th, 2008 in Porn Movies by P. Weasels

Belladonna's Manhandled #3


If you are not currently watching Gianna Michaels in the third scene of Belladonna’s new movie, Manhandled #3, I cannot imagine what might possibly be wrong with you.

This scene is a perfect example of why she is the best porn star in all of Christendom. Watching her wrestle with Steve Holmes is like watching a grownup letting a precocious child win a game – in spite of the fact that this is a male-dominant movie, she’s like a cat playing with a mouse. A big, sexy cat with the greatest rack in America.

Porn On My Desk This Week

Posted on March 12th, 2008 in Porn Movies,Pornstars by P. Weasels

Lexington Loves Gianna

Do not be fooled by the cover of Lexington Loves Gianna, which says All Gianna, 6 Scenes, 4 Multiples, 1 POV, 1 Anal.

BUT – buy it anyway. Gianna Michaels is a magnificent piece of ass, and her compilations are better than most girls’ original features – not to mention having six times the normal complement of Gianna in them.

Even though the copy is technically true – Gianna Michaels is in every scene, and the scenes include 4 multiples and 1 POV and 1 anal, the advertised anal is not Gianna’s. Flower Tucci, whose ass is not to be sneezed at (in spite of her onomatopoeic name), steps in to take the bullet for Gianna.

Keep waiting, Gianna fans…