Nikki Jayne Will Not be Denied

Posted on January 26th, 2009 in Pornstars by P. Weasels

If you have any doubt that Nikki Jayne is a sex-craving trollop after listening to her talk what a sex-craving trollop she is in the first scene of Porn Week’s new movie, Porn Week – Nikki Jayne

Nikki Jayne

…and if you still have some reservations about her level of debauchery after getting a squint at the look on her face in the second scene of the same movie…

Nikki Jayne

…you’ll just have to watch the fourth scene – the one in which Vivid‘s new contract girl practically assaults a cameraman and gives him a blowjob, over his feeble objections.

Nikki Jayne

That ought to convince you, you skeptic.

Bikini Girls

Posted on January 23rd, 2009 in Porn Movies,Pornstars by P. Weasels

It is a little north of dreary in this town right now – looking out the window reveals rain, clouds, and…well, better not to depress you. Instead, i will treat you to what I was treated to this morning when I opened an envelope from Elegant Angel: pictures of girls in bikinis from the upcoming Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2, sequel to the equally sunny Swimsuit Calendar Girls.

Kristina Rose‘s ass started it off:

Kristina Rose bikini

and then the front of Carmella Bing

Carmella Bing bikini

and then the brand new Kagney Lin Karter:
Kagney Lin Carter bikini

I try not to feel like Elegant Angel is teasing me, but it’s difficult some days.

How Much Oil Is Too Much Oil?

Posted on January 15th, 2009 in Porn Movies by P. Weasels

If you have ever found yourself thinking “You know what this movie needs? More baby oil!” then you should hurry to get a copy of Chris Streams’ Oil Overload 2.

The cover claims that there is $750 worth of baby oil in it, and even if it is expensive baby oil, that is still a lot. There is so much baby oil in this movie that when Steve Holmes runs out of places to put it on the outside of Adrianna Nicole, he just starts putting bottles of it inside her.

Adrianna Nicole in Oil Overload 2

There is so much oil in this movie that Capri Cavalli, Codi Carmichael, Jayden Jaymes and Ricki White have a prodigious gunfight with oil as ammunition, and the never run out of it.

pool orgy in Oil Overload 2

That entire pool is not filled with oil, but it might as well be.

Porn for Women Finally Arrives (Thanks to Oprah, Sex and the City, and Chronicle Books)

Posted on August 19th, 2008 in GameLink,Porn for Women by admin

Over a year ago Chronicle Books published a book titled “Porn for Women” that engendered so much controversy, that if you didn’t know, you would assume it contained content like the free porn for women list we just published at GameLink. In fact the book featured photos of men, fully clothed doing housework. One of the top complaints they received, as reported on the blog post “Porn for Women (But Apparently Not All Women)” was that readers felt they had assumed that these images
“will appeal to all women because women respond sexually as one robotic Borg.”

Women use Men as a Floormat in this fetish porn movie (NSFW) In the spirit of offering women the full range of options for their sexual pleasure we urge Chronicle to approve our comment for the benefit of readers who were so miffed at their suggestions. Surely this move, like the list we offered this week, will bring about lots more uproar. If you are offended by the idea that women might want to watch actual pornography, please see the above link and enjoy Chronicle’s immensely popular book.

In case you are tempted to write the rest of us off as fringe deviants, I offer this: On August 4th, 2008, Oprah Winfrey hosted a surprising discussion on her daily TV show, entitled ‘237 Reasons to Have Sex.’ On the show she talks to women who watch porn, therapists who recommend porn for the 43% of women who experience sexual dysfunction, and married people who enjoy porn for couples. According to the show, $1 out of every $4 spent on porn is spent by a woman. Well, if porn is like anything else Oprah touches, we expect that figure to rise. Couple that with shows and blockbuster films about sexual liberation of women like “Sex and the City,” and “Swingtown” and we see a new market for porn emerging.

Contrast these events with another milestone for porn…the demise of Playgirl Magazine. Over on Boinkology, one of our favorite sex blogs, there’s much speculation as to why this occurred.

Porn On My Desk: Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes

Posted on April 11th, 2008 in Porn Movies by P. Weasels

I am enjoying greatly the opportunity to tell people to go watch porn right away. In this case, I am referring to the JM Video title Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes. Go watch it as soon as you can. Unless you are a thoroughgoing asshole, you can’t really jerk off to it, but you can have a couple of hours of good laughs.

It features, most notably, the immensely likeable Jim Powers saying totally unreasonable things (I know your pussy has splinters in it, but can we please just finish this scene? It’ll only take twenty minutes!) in the most reasonable voice you will ever hear. Bukkake outtakes, girly gangbang flubs, attention whore goofs – get it right away. You won’t regret it.
Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes