Where Everybody Knows Joel Lawrence’s Name

Posted on September 15th, 2009 in Porn Movies by Gram

On the set of New Sensations Cheers An XXX Parody

Joel Lawrence has performed in about 1500 porn scenes since he got into the business in 1990 at age 26. His first appearance on Gamelink was 1993′s Guttman’s Paris Vacation, in which he costars with title character (of course) Ron Jeremy. (It’s odd to think that Jeremy has been playing a caricature of himself for 16 years).

Now Lawrence, who runs one of Porn Valley’s talent agencies and rarely performs, is playing Sam in New Sensations‘ upcomming Cheers: An XXX Parody opposite Mr. Pete as Woody, former Vivid girl Monique Alexander as Diane and, in some inspired casting, Evan Stone as Cliff.

But, like in another remake, Battlestar Galactica, Lawrence reminds us that “this has all happened before, and it will happen again.”

“I was in a Cheers parody in 1994,” Lawrence said on the set.

What was it called?

“I don’t remember.”

Porn performers rarely see their own movies (it’s not like the studio will courier one over once the DVD is pressed) and, with 1500 titles literally under his belt, Lawrence can be forgiven for not knowing the title. I can’t find any mention of it anywhere, either.

“But I played Woody and I think Herschel Savage was Sam,” Lawrence said.

Monique Alexander on the set of New Sensations Cheers - An XXX Parody

With the glut of porn parodies coming out – and New Sensations is releasing at least one a month – it is easy to forget that parodies have long been part of Porn Valley’s output. Still, appearing as two different characters in parodies of the same show 15 years apart is pretty impressive.

Maybe, in 2024, Lawrence will get to play Coach.

Truth in Advertising: “A Really Cheap Porn Movie!”

Posted on November 14th, 2008 in Amateur,Porn Thoughts by Gram

There should be a word for for a movie title that doubles as a review (Jennifer Lopez’ “Enough” comes to mind). But NPO’s “A Really Cheap Porn Movie!” is refreshingly self-deprecating if one starts with the premise that all porn is overhyped. It’s wonderful when one starts with low expectations and finishes (literally) with the idea that “this has successfully appealed to my need for low expectations.”

Director Craig Valentine makes no bones about not having the money or the interest in making something “good,” so he just films Ron Jeremy and a bunch of Florida-based nymphettes, some bonehead named Jimmy (he wears his swimming goggles through his scene and you know he thinks he looks cool in them), Brianna Beach, and Summer Haze canoodling.

The plot is that there is no plot. The bad camerawork is instantly explained away by the title. We are left with the type of movie that is the perfect thing to watch if you have never, ever seen a porn movie before, because once you’ve seen a second porn movie, something like this looks, by comparison, like it just didn’t try hard enough, which it didn’t. But it’s a good movie nonetheless – it’s just a little disconcerting because it doesn’t pretend to be anything else.

Watch “A Really Cheap Porn Movie” now.

Ron and Sunny ponder skating

Posted on March 27th, 2008 in Porn Movies,Porn People,Porn Thoughts,Pornstars by Gram

ron jeremy and sunny lane
It is a noble cause to make a porn movie about something other than having sex. In the case of Adam and Eve’s upcoming “Rollerdollz”, that something is skating. And director James Avalon recruited actual skaters like Sunny Lane to flesh out the cast, which also includes Adam & Eve contract stars Ava Rose, Bree Olson, and Kayden Kross.

See? I said “flesh” and it meant something.

Ron Jeremy has once again been cast in an elder statesman role. People who say that porn has no place for the aged just don’t watch enough of it.

Big Cock List – Pornstars with Massive Meat

Posted on November 6th, 2007 in Pornstars by admin

One of the most enormous cocks in porn belongs to Mandingo, whose huge manmeat reputedly measures nearly 12″ long and over 6-1/2″ in girth.

Here are ten male pornstars whose big penises have landed them on GameLink’s Big Cock List:

  1. Rocco Siffredi
  2. John Holmes
  3. Chris Charming
  4. ManDingo
  5. Jack Napier
  6. Peter North
  7. Tom Byron
  8. Ron Jeremy
  9. Manuel Ferrara
  10. Shane Diesel

Just how big are these male pornstar cocks? Find out here: Big Cock: GameLink’s Must-See List

Summer Haze and Ron Jeremy go to MTV Awards

Posted on September 13th, 2007 in Celebrity Porn,Porn News,Porn People by Miss Bounce

Summer Haze with rapper 50 Cent and pornstar Ron Jeremy

Pornstar Summer Haze walked the red carpet last weekend at the MTV Video Music Awards and rubbed elbows with many of mainstream music and movie stars along the way, including porn legend Ron Jeremy.

“Haze mingled with stars such as 50 Cent, Pamela Anderson and Mario Lopez along with many others,” Summer’s publicist Nikki Hart said.

“I was so thrilled to be able to meet and talk with some of my favorite entertainers,” Summer Haze said. “The Video Music Awards were great and I had a terrific time. It was the opportunity of a lifetime and I am really excited that I was able to attend.”

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