Daisy Marie interrupts my train of thought

Posted on March 26th, 2009 in Porn Movies by Gram

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I was prepared to write a quick post about the beautiful Sophia Santi (seen here with Sochee Mala) but Daisy Marie completely hijacked the story with her filthy, filthy talk.

And I hate to say it, but Santi’s strict “no dicks” rule might have had something to do with it.

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Sophia Santi,Justine Joli, and Heather Vandeven are three Penthouse staples who are frustratingly protective of their girls-only status. But Santi’s picture on the cover of girls-with-tattoos compilation “Ink n Pink” was so tasty that I watched it, even though I cannot get vicarious pleasure through a dildo wielded by Sochee Mala. Frankly, it has to be another guy. At that point I can say, “Hey, I’m better than that guy.”

So I watched Mala and Santi’s scene, then I happened to skip over to Daisy Marie‘s scene in which she was servicing some dude. He seemed very pleasant but I was all like “Hey, I’m better than that guy.”

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Then Daisy started talking to herself during her scene. It was, frankly, awesome.

“Take it bitch, take it bitch, take it bitch, take it,” she said. And I believed her utterly. In fact, in 500 years I think “Take it Bitch” will have replaced anything Lady Macbeth ever said to herself.

Scarlett Pain, Just Because

Posted on March 24th, 2009 in alt porn,Porn Movies by P. Weasels

I liked Scarlett Pain‘s scene from Rob Rotten’s Bong Load Girls so much that I just had to go back and watch it again. And here are some more pictures of Scarlett, seen here masturbating…

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…masturbating some more…

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…and giving lucky Rob a blowjob when he gets home to apologize for wearing herself out masturbating so much.

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MMMM…More Punk Babes

Posted on January 29th, 2009 in alt porn by P. Weasels

Page Morgan and Chapel Waste from Vivid‘s King Cobra.

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Chapel Waste

I do not love them as much as I love Mandy Morbid, but i crave them in a different way.

MMMM…Mandy Morbid

Posted on January 28th, 2009 in alt porn,Boobs by P. Weasels

After watching Mandy Morbid in Kimberly Kane’s Live In My Secrets and Hospital, both from Vivid-Alt, I am in love with her unbelievably ripe and luscious body.

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After reading her blog, I want to get a Wii, learn how to play it, find out what games she likes, get really good at them, find a way to meet her, play games with her (probably while sneaking looks at her as she jumps around, which I understand you do with Wiis), buy her some sort of stuffed animal that is really weird but still cute, like a leather pig wearing a flying helmet or something, and just, you know, bask near her.

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Dedication To One’s Art

Posted on June 10th, 2008 in alt porn by P. Weasels