Coctomom: Might As Well Go Ahead With It

Posted on April 14th, 2009 in Porn Movies by admin

In the wake of Vivid’s offer to excessively pregnant MIWLF and crazy person Nadya Suleman, at least one studio has figured out the economics of the situation. Since Nadya declined a million-dollar offer, Devils Films has just gone ahead and created a Coctomom to fill the hole in the market.

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It’s basic supply and demand. If the mountain will not come to Devils Films, then Devils will by golly go to the mountain. Sort of. Or, more accurately, Devil’s will just build its own mountain, hiring Vannah Sterling as the mom who needs eight cocks or eight big loads, or whatever it is she needs. We haven’t seent he movie, but we like Vannah Sterling and we like women who love multiple cocks, so we’re on tenterhooks for this one!

Laura Perego is Topless, Angry

Posted on March 19th, 2009 in Boobs,Porn News by admin

Have you ever heard of Laura Perego? Me either. As far as I knew before this morning, she could have been a Jersey housewife with a good recipe for spaghetti sauce – my uncle says everyone has one – or your 9-year-old niece’s soccer coach. She is, in fact, a nobody.

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Well, she was yesterday. It turns out she’s an Italian pornstar – and we use the term “pornstar” in its least strict sense, since her catalog is, shall we say, sparse – who protested Italian stock market misprision by climbing up on a table at the Milan stock exchange and taking off her clothes to reveal some panties, some titties and an Italian flag painted on her boobs.

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“Italy is down to its underpants!” she cried (presumably in Italian), before being hauled away, in a scene that one hopes was reminiscent of angry demonstrators getting dragged off to jail at Viet Nam protests, which is to say screaming, foaming at the mouth and struggling.

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The last pornstar who made huge headlines in Italy politically was Cicciolina, who managed to get elected to Parliament, which reminds me of a joke the same uncle used to tell but which i will not reproduce here. Elected to Parliament!

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With any luck, Laura Perego will keep taking her clothes off in public and either be signed to a big porn contract or elected to help run Italy. Good luck, Laura!

Not a routine expedition

Posted on April 4th, 2008 in Amateur,Blowjob,fetish,gangbang by Gram

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The video linked here, of strangely unmoving pterodactyl porn, is at least two years old, and I have no idea where it came from. Can you help?

You will notice that sudden flashes of light cause the pterodactyls to flap their wings, and that an apprentice pterodactyl zooms in for a closer look.

Pterodactyls have recently been voted out of ever having existed by whatever killjoy regulatory body responsible for that sort of thing, but maybe there were some flightless and penis-bearing animals fitting the description in this video. If that is so, maybe there really were Sleestaks.

Jennica St Foxx Racial Slur to End Ficticious Career?

Posted on October 10th, 2007 in Porn Thoughts by Miss Bounce





Get a load of this fake news story by The Onion:

Blonde pornstar Jennica St. Foxx is receiving heavy criticism for her use of the “N” word, and there are rumors that her slip of the tongue could be the end of her porn career. While Jennica St. Foxx is being pounded by the big black cock of Vance Ribald, she moans, “Stuff my filthy cunt with your big n&*%$* cock.” This slur has led to video retailers pulling Jennica St. Foxx adult videos, and many fans have expressed their disgust. In her defense, Jennica says “…when I made those comments, I was being fucked extremely hard…”

Tarantino Porn in the Future?

Posted on September 5th, 2007 in Porn News by Miss Bounce

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Tarantino Porn in the Future – in 3D?!


In an interview with Total Film magazine Quentin Tarantino said, “I’ve been musing at what I would do if I could make a 3D porn film. It hasn’t been green-lit yet, as I still have a few things to work out on it.”

“I could do an erotic film, I wouldn’t mind doing a women-in-prison or a cheerleader movie. But I wouldn’t cast someone like Gwyneth Paltrow. It would have to be a cool trampy actress who says, “OK, let’s get the cameras rolling—here we go!’”

Yeah, somehow I don’t see Gwyneth Paltrow going for that.